Toilet rollFirst post for a starters.. We were pretty pissed in our local when we were 18 and decided to toilet roll our mates car that lived next to the pub. We legged it into the toilets and stole the really big rolls of hand paper and proceeded to wrap this stuff all over the poor bastards car. We spent ages in the freezing night to cover everything including rolling the stuff under the car and wrapping it up soo tight it looked like a christmas present.
The next night we are sitting in the pub again and the mate that we had done that to stormed into the pub looking really pissed off. Trying to keep a straight face we inquired what was up.
Basically the poor fucker had left his house late for his 6am shift at a cafe that he worked for and was confronted by a car incased in frozen solid tissue. It apparetly took him 20 minutes to chip it off and took paint with it in some places. He then turned up for work, had his pay docked and got a written warning...The stupid twat never even guessed it was us :)
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The next night we are sitting in the pub again and the mate that we had done that to stormed into the pub looking really pissed off. Trying to keep a straight face we inquired what was up.
Basically the poor fucker had left his house late for his 6am shift at a cafe that he worked for and was confronted by a car incased in frozen solid tissue. It apparetly took him 20 minutes to chip it off and took paint with it in some places. He then turned up for work, had his pay docked and got a written warning...The stupid twat never even guessed it was us :)