Another Flat story,In halls as a student we had a tiled floor with eight bedrooms and a kitchen leading off. The floor was covered by a carpet/mat that could be rolled up and taken a away for cleaning. Some of my mates from another floor came home one night drunk. One of them owned a motorbike, they brought it into thier ground floor flat and started to rev it up in the corridor, they managed to burn a six foot stripe down this mat by wheel spinning the bike. They knew they would get in trouble so at 2:00 in the morning they rolled it up took it to the top floor of thier buliding and swapped it with another flat.
In the morning they were sat round the kitchen table drinking tea when the cleaner came in and started moaning about the top floor flat ruining there mat and how they would have to pay for it and she honesltly looked at them and said, 'but what gets me is how they got a motorbike up eight flights of stairs'
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In the morning they were sat round the kitchen table drinking tea when the cleaner came in and started moaning about the top floor flat ruining there mat and how they would have to pay for it and she honesltly looked at them and said, 'but what gets me is how they got a motorbike up eight flights of stairs'
Yet another flat story...My flatmates stuck a tunnel shot girly centrefold to the ceiling above my bed, with some heinously witty caption written on.
I noticed them behaving oddly, and couldn't understand. Apparently they thought I was just blanking them but after a week they told me. I am very shortsighted, and in the mornings I sit up before I put my specs on. So joke was on them. Hahaha, silly bastards.
Also good to plant rude word shapes in mustard-seed on highly visible and beautifully kept lawns. Comes up different colour, and any attempts to remove result in same word in bare earth.
(I noticed them behaving oddly, and couldn't understand. Apparently they thought I was just blanking them but after a week they told me. I am very shortsighted, and in the mornings I sit up before I put my specs on. So joke was on them. Hahaha, silly bastards.
Also good to plant rude word shapes in mustard-seed on highly visible and beautifully kept lawns. Comes up different colour, and any attempts to remove result in same word in bare earth.
PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies...,
Fri 24 Oct 2003, 11:55,
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...Unless you cut a rectangle out...
Am i too clever for this prank game?
(Am i too clever for this prank game?
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:33,
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