OK here goes - I'm not proud of this one but.......Back at school (early eighties) we got a brand new swimming pool built for the school. Naturally there were the usual stories about dye in the water to show if someone has peed.
there was one guy in class (we were 4th year by this time) who had smelled of 'weewee' since 1st year. On the day of our first swimming period, we nicked his bag and filled the gusset of his trunks with powdered Pottasium Permangnate.
This guy gets changed and is one of the first to go into the pool (naturally those of us in on the joke hung back), leaving a ruddy great purple trail behind him. Someone shout 'he's peed' and all the girls, who were in the pool first, jump out and start screaming the place down. Me & the guys were absolutely pissing ourselves laughing - ahhh happy days.
Sad thing was that the PP made his bollocks turn brown - apparently its not nice stuff. everytime he showered after PE lessons, he tried to hide his brown bits :) Shame was he went to uni and got arrested for exposing himself in a public park - guess we affected him more than we realised at the time :) snigger.
Nuther one, really evil, but not psychologically damaging.......One of our neighbours at Uni had a second hand mini cooper (the original kind - not the German crap they sell thses days) and thought he was the dogs bollocks. He used to drive to lectures from his flat next door but never once did we get a lift. He'd even toot as he passed us on the road. we hated him with a passion.
One night after a session at the pub, we were coming home ( about 5 of us) and we spotted the mini parked as usual. The whole lot of us got hold of the car and a mixture of lifting and 'bouncing' it on the suspension managed to move it onto the pavement, between two trees. There wasnt hardly room to get a playing card between the car or either tree.
Next morning, we woke to the sight of neighbour & an AA recovery van arguing about 'what the F** do you expect me to do with that!'.
I nearly passed out from laughing.
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Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:38,
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there was one guy in class (we were 4th year by this time) who had smelled of 'weewee' since 1st year. On the day of our first swimming period, we nicked his bag and filled the gusset of his trunks with powdered Pottasium Permangnate.
This guy gets changed and is one of the first to go into the pool (naturally those of us in on the joke hung back), leaving a ruddy great purple trail behind him. Someone shout 'he's peed' and all the girls, who were in the pool first, jump out and start screaming the place down. Me & the guys were absolutely pissing ourselves laughing - ahhh happy days.
Sad thing was that the PP made his bollocks turn brown - apparently its not nice stuff. everytime he showered after PE lessons, he tried to hide his brown bits :) Shame was he went to uni and got arrested for exposing himself in a public park - guess we affected him more than we realised at the time :) snigger.
Nuther one, really evil, but not psychologically damaging.......One of our neighbours at Uni had a second hand mini cooper (the original kind - not the German crap they sell thses days) and thought he was the dogs bollocks. He used to drive to lectures from his flat next door but never once did we get a lift. He'd even toot as he passed us on the road. we hated him with a passion.
One night after a session at the pub, we were coming home ( about 5 of us) and we spotted the mini parked as usual. The whole lot of us got hold of the car and a mixture of lifting and 'bouncing' it on the suspension managed to move it onto the pavement, between two trees. There wasnt hardly room to get a playing card between the car or either tree.
Next morning, we woke to the sight of neighbour & an AA recovery van arguing about 'what the F** do you expect me to do with that!'.
I nearly passed out from laughing.
Really...?Um... I think the first story is a bit of a fib. Potassium pemanganate (KMn04) is a supremely powerful oxidising agent, and a 'scoopful' would have incinerated that poor kid's testicles just as if you'd put a blowtorch to them. Also - how did he not notice there was a bright purple powder in his trollies?
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