fish....I had a summer job working for this company which had an on-site canteen. I got to know the chef really well – he was a top bloke who would constantly supply bacon rolls at any time. As you would expect, we used every opportunity to get each other with blags and jokes. The greatest came that August. He was due to fly out to Ibiza for two weeks holiday late on the Friday afternoon from Heathrow. To save time he showered at work and headed straight off to the airport without going home, leaving his car in the long stay car park. Whilst he was in the shower, I pinched his car keys from his office, and stole into the kitchens. With the help of one of his staff I then headed into the car park armed with two deep frozen whole trout which I had carefully unwrapped and a bag of ice. The whole package was then secreted underneath the driver’s seat. Two long VERY hot weeks in the sun did the trick. I had expected him to have to put up with the smell when he got back but I hadn’t bargained on the flies and maggots. His car was full of em.
Amazingly he saw the funny side of things and pulled the same blag on one of the company directors two weeks later.
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Amazingly he saw the funny side of things and pulled the same blag on one of the company directors two weeks later.