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[challenge entry] My first ever post WOO HOO!
The next thing you know junior will be playing SEGA!

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(BigDaddyFraze, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Your mind truly is a scary place.....
....you fit in so well here.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# still coming Friday??
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what's going on there.
I think that makes you some kind of genius.

TJ - I just gave into capitalism and applied for a job at Blockbuster. They have the worst laid out aplication form I've ever seen.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i draw a nazi leprechaun
on my blockbuster application
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# and under disabilities i wrote,
'i don't take application forms seriously'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Did you get the job?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# they didn't even bother with a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i do know a guy that got a job at a cinema
because he told them he doesn't like people, and they admired his honesty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I got a job at some little coffee shop
even though I'm only 15,and I can't make coffee.

They liked my style.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# welcome
to the big time.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# At this rate
I should have no problem becoming president of america
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Did you get
the job?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
like a friend of mine who in a biology exam wrote

a cell was where bad men were kept
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# in one of my GCSE's
i wrote that a group of cells that worked together was called a "team"
(RiotMoose, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...
Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...

Say hi to old Bob H for me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Excellent.
I'm bored of that joke already.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I met him once.
He shook me by the hand.

In fact, he shook everybody by the hand. Indiscriminately. He had no idea who we were, and he didn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Did he have a glazed look in his eye
and walk like he was about to fall over?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Actually, now you mention it
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# does it rotate
as you try to write?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# No, I've never seen one that does that.
But it does ask for the name, address and telephone number of a previous employer and then give you an inch square box to write it in.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# you haven't
seen any of AOL's recruitment documentation...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Bizarre
The first thing I thought was 'That looks like the alien autopsy thing'
my second thought was 'It is, damn I'm good.'
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooh.
I can see it now.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Yeeeesss....
Everybody look at the weird man!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# nice and all but...
GODDAMMIT!
where did that gunpowder post go?!?
I went to quite a bit of trouble answering that question in great detail!
accursed mods.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# And not enough people clicked on this link
www.shittingexplosives.com
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# But you know,
the board has started to get nice and friendly again...moron.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Fucknockers
I've been out all day, gimme 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Nope,
tis lovely as are you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# oh neat.
she gets lovely, I get moron.
that's just fantastic.

*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Tellmeaboutit.
I once read a fascinating account written by a guy who blew his hand off with a spud gun. He repeatedly stressed that he was sober at the time and a regular family man. With no fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i love it when people
have ligaments missing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Or no bones.
They jiggle on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# or no bra
then everything jiggles
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
#
filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I remember
one drunken christmas chez Davies, and we had a family quiz. The question I got was "what bra size is your father?"

It was supposed to be shoe size but we had a lot of fun drunkenly making him try on all of his 4 daughters' bras.

Memories.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# arf
ahahahahaha

*catches breathe*

that's excellent, truly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)
# not excellent
slightly pervy, in hindsight.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Once again...
www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# You are Zog
Punisher of careless MOD editing, upkeeper of the good conversation, fighting for all that is good and....really quite interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# You are Banana
sarcastisizer of the sarcisticon, and sarcy sarcazoid from the sarcasticox!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# hOORAH FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Madness
with a capital WWAARGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# eek
that's scary and odd

still, welcome all the same. you'll never leave, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# you read the FAQ I hope?
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# erm
right, ok, hmmmm

/walks away suitably confused
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# CAN YOU SEE THE GNOMES WITH THEIR HATS
(1, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# whatever keeps you off the streets
woo



i think.
(yakmonkey, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)