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[challenge entry] My 100%Fact
2 Facts in one

Hopefully it will work this time.
Edit: Huzzah! Better quality + smaller size! Yay! Woo!

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(Mr. Roboto, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# More americans die every year as compared with?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# oooo
good point, i think he may have missed a frame or two there.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# OH FUCK SOCKS!
Bollox, i have. As compared to most unusual ways of dying. Which is much and such the same as those Darwin Awards
(Mr. Roboto, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# You know
I was also wondering that.

Than Americans who die in other bizarre gardening accidents?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# like accidentally ingesting a trowel?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Without having the statistics to hand
it would be difficult to say.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Compared with Chinese people who don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# too small you see
can't operate them correctly
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# avast
tis a bit slow

but w/y/h all the same
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That's quite funny
but it is also 400k.

Gif's don't like having this fade in/out.

You could easily have that under 100k without the fancy text effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# no
it's 180k, you're still seeing the cached earlier version?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Lose the slow fades
you'll save tons of file size and could make the image bigger that way
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# let's invade
i-rake
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
good one handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Oi!
Get a room, you pair.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Talking to yourself?
Or just conversing with the most intelligent person on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i thought i'd make sure
people knew it was a hilarious joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Oh dear...
Sunshine's other personality is back...
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# hehe
you're sunshine's other personality?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Sunshine has a personality?
(runs and hides due to insulting someone he doesnt know)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# that really hurts
when you insult sunshine, you insult his mini b3ta mafia squad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Jamaica?
and who would that be, oh self important one?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# sirsandgobbles and his minions
supermoore's right leg
and the bowell system of reverend dan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Ooo
I dont want to get on the wrong side of anyones bowel system.

*fawns and scrapes pathetically*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# that's bowel.
Main Entry: Bow·ell
Pronunciation: 'bO-&l
Function: biographical name
Sir Mackenzie 1823-1917 Canadian politician; prime minister of Canada (1894-96); member of Senate, leader of Conservative opposition (1896-1906)


Unless this is what you meant?

Which, knowing you.. you COULD mean that.

How does Dan feel about you inhabiting his innards?

Now I feel an image coming on.

I'm just poking at ya.. we all know that you are indeed a very prolific important b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Sorry
An unmissable opportunity

plus i've been lurking a lot recently so i kind of feel like i know you all.

ahhh, innit sweet?
:x
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# you're
sounding a bit Brakish there.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Very nice!
Weclome!

You could use the better quality one if you took out some of the text-fading frames to reduce the file size!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Yes. Perhaps a should have.
To be honest I am the Ultimate N00b in the Gif department. But I am ok with normal images. I.e

Here is the missing photo that explains why this popular kitten is doing the "no-hands" pose
(Mr. Roboto, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# 48K is outstanding...
but the size....

GOOD GOD man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# are you looking at b3ta
on a palmpilot ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# yay for kittens & guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)