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[challenge entry] A Soundgarden song

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Black
Hole Sun
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Black Hole Sun
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Oh dear!
And all these years I thought that it was "Back Hole Son."
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Oh dear me no!
That's a completely different record!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
That was "Alabama" that recorded that.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# erm
goatse man rules the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i'd like to think
the goatse man is able to produce a vacuum in his rectum, and can suck things up.

it'd be humorous.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# haha t'wud indeed
great film idead...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I like to to think that our universe exists soley within the void that is his ass gap


edit: and the end will come when he eventually fatigues and looses grip - leading to the apocolyptic big crush
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# now
you are going too far
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# argh
a giant rectum crushing us all
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I thought
his farts would sound like some farting into a biscuit tin

till Reverend Dan stomped out the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# how did he do that?
proof by experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# no
logic, logifying that with no surfaces rubbing together no friction ergo no noise

still it would have been funnny if it were true
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# goatsee at night?
i love that song :D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# we're all gonig on an eclipsellafield chocolatterespite?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# for some reason,
i have a sticker with "Rob, B3ta Administrator" written on it, in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# how queer
i saw pzxyzyxyzyxzyxyzxyzxyzyxzyzzyzyyzyyyyxyyxyz had a name tag on. i asked him to pronounce it, he made noises.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Oh yeah
that was funny, he kept telling everyone different ways to pronounce it, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# is there
a number on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# of his pocket
silly indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# no...
i didn't even see rob last night...
weird
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Yes you did, you fool
you hugged him at least once... nope, actually that was kitteny berk!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Berk hugging people
next you'll tell me there's no santa
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# the only important type i saw
was cal, who i purchased some raffle tickets off.
other than that, i just spent most of the time trying not to look too scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# And almost got away with it...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# if it weren't
for those pesky kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# well
that wraps up the mystery of the mysterious happenings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)