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[challenge entry] Better in my head.

I must have a good imagination to make this seem like a good idea.

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# woo
goatse with a lightning bolt!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# what's that you say?
kittens?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# ?



don't see it but it sounds risky
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I'm a bit new, and I don't get out much
What or who is goatse?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# ahhh goatse
.... goatse goatse goatse...


do a quick google image search ;-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# you don't want to know.
i know that's going to make you want to know more, but don't let it. you really don't want to know.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# eeek
don't ask

but since you did


edit: WARNING!!! DO NOT CLICK THE ABOVE LINK!!!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# don't click that link.
EVER.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# actually
it still thinks its halloween
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I LOVE
the disclaimer on that page!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# about the merchendise
? scary prospect
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# no
on the proper, non hallowe`en page
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# what's that then?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# it`s kind of
"we have been advised by our lawyers to put a disclaimer here, so if you do not wish to see this picture, please look away"

with the picture right beneath it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# heh
class
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I feel quite ill now
There goes my breakfast
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# you were warned
now really don't ask about tubgirl
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# aw fuck
now tubgirl is a whole different kettle of fish... she`s like a car crash - you just can`t look away

edit: thankfully doing a google image search for tubgirl doesn`t come up with the "goods"
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# nope
i find tubgirl oh so much worse

edit: alays willing to help out
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# definitely
:-D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ARGH
I was so much happier before I saw that...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# i love the
way her toottoot!!! is covered up... cos seeing that is way too offensive!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# and
the sock
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# the sock?
the ones she is wearing?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# yeah
to cover her modesty
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# U can't mention something
and keep someone wondering what the hell u where on about for the rest of their lives, well at least for the next 3 seconds anyway. (Memory like a goldfish) How do they know golsdfish have a 3 second memory span?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# look it's like
goatse only more messy!!!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# damn,
curiosity wins again.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# turn around, walk away,
pretend no one mentioned it.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I guess
its is something rude then
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I likes that

My Email seems to of also gone on strike, I have had no spam over the past 3 days.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I can read some
of my spam out to you if you want..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# if
you could.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# cheeky
bugger!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# For you
called the Sargasso Sea, a perfect lake in the open Atlantic:
Wish You Had a Bigger Penis?
somewhat enigmatical expressions of which Sun Tzu is so fond.
We Can Help you Safelyon the coasts of France, Italy and Barbary. Its tints justified
Bonus Increased Stamina and Sex Drivechosen ones, owing to some law of nature, dependent on the
Money Back GuaranteeIII., page 48). Nageli's pamphlet was first noticed in the 5th English
Thirty Day Resultsthe pointed ears cleared the remains away, and Montgomery left
Fast Discreet Shippingrecalls an instance of stern military discipline which occurred

Limited Offer - Buy Three Bottles Get Three Bottles FREE
with which that terrible scene was thus associated.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# not exactly
"reading" though, is it? ;-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I was
saying that out loud as you looked at it..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# but
can you prove it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# No
sorry
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# three bottles of what?
/gets out credit card
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Buy Three Bottles Get Three Bottles FREE
how could you say no
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# mmmm.............
three bottles...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# ooh
other peoples spam is always better!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# and that's bad?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# no spam?
you lucky thing, you.
The only post I've had for the last week, both paper and electronic has been spam or pizza menus.

Edit: I added up the extra amount of penile lenght I was offered last month - I could have nearly 3 feet of man muscle by now if I took these miracle pills.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# MMMMM
MMMMM Pizza
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I use a hotmail account when I sign up to things
Avoids loads of spam on my main account.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
"penile length" - well, she's not very tall. not sure why they're offering it to you though.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I get none these days
I feel very lonely... two spam filters (incoming mail with SpamAssassin, and then POP3 filter with POPFile) really works a treat
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)