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[challenge entry] The Man in the Yellow Hat finding Curious George curled up asleep

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(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# the sun and mercury
dancing a happy little dance.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# then one of them
is to 0% of SCALE.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# the middle one
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# small.
far away.
small.
far away.
small.
far away.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# but
if mercury were that large, the sun wouldn't be far enough away to look that small
and vice versa, if the sun were that small, mercury would be too far away to look that big
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# you ever been to mercury?
no?
well.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# you can't go to mercury
it's too small and far away
:)
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# and it spins, forever, in space
dangerous to land on.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I'm going tomorrow
you can come along for the ride.
It will take approximately 36 months in a converted tiger moth but involves suspended animation.
Are you interested?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# i have a test thursday
otherwise, i'd be all over that
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# how much?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# four
mercurian pounds
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# what's the exchange rate from
sterling?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Ask
at the post office, the rates are very volatile.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# wow
that one sailed right over my head :)
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# anybody done mexicans yet?
you know, two mexicans pissing in a bucket, mexican on a bicycle etc?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# as those are old jokes, we've all seen before
and not gain anything from seeing again, I'd guess they were done on the Friday afternoon.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# excellent
everyone can carry on.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# i don't want to carry on
on is too heavy
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# suck it up
fat boy.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Could be
the light at the end of the sewer tunnel
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# that's no
man in yellow hat
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# A reductionist lensflare?
Or a brown circle and a yellow circle?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)