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# Something is very wrong about Sargant 's pizza.

for orginal click here
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHH!
That's it, I'm going back to dial up.
At least you get some warning.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hmm... thats made me hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Does being the
Fucking moon lord have a good benefits package?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# not as good as you'd think
i mean, you get all the free cheese you could ever want, and the sex with attractiv females (or males if you are so inclined) is good an all, but the workload is huge and you dont get medical for 5 months
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I guess
that delegation is out of the question.

FUCKSOCKS! I forgot about the total eclipse of the moon last night. Damn damn damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it was cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, but with a total eclipse of the moon
it would have been darker and cloudy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# yeah sorry
was having a bad day so i took it off line
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza! etc...
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that
explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# why it wants to kill me, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# be careful
I think you may have angered the beast by hurling it on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# did you get my last 4rthur?
sorry to be a moany cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# yeah. i've been farting about with it for an hour or so
and fixed it, but now it's behaving like an arse in another way.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# haha!
typical. sorry, i just get very excitable with this kind of thing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it's hard to debug when you're not running it on your own server
i have some work to be doing for tonight. mind if i give it a break for today?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# no problem.
as i said, i can keep doing things the old-fashioned way for now
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# any chance i could have the latest version
for my own learning purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# mmm
pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# no. bad pizza.
bad.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I still don't get
What the white things are supposed to do?
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hold the slices apart.
just look at it. LOOK AT IT. WHAT FUCKING USE WERE THEY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Wow
they look like a really good invention.

Ive never seen them before actually.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# The white trianglar tripod things
are to keep the box lid from squashing the pizza topping, and for fucking with everybody's mind to try and figure out what they do, like the little bags of silica you get in new handbags.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# why would you want the toppings not squashed,
one of the geat pleasures of take out pizza is the mangled toppings
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Yes but the cheese sticks to the lid
and because it mozzarella then that means nearly all your topping gone
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# tsk
but then you get to argue over who gets to pick at the box lid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# In our house
that will be the two dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you just don't know how to live it up
you lot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I don't get out much
:(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# salt
is that supposed to be to sook up any moisture in the air ... like when you get sachets of silica gel with electronic equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# That's what they would like us to thing
It's actually for the handbag fairies who like their fish & chips.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I thought it was to stop the top of the box squishing the pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# You are correct - and today's prize
is a trip to Pizza Hut to look at people eating through the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Can't I get to do something
I don't normally do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Okay you can go on a trip to laugh at the poor people
eating in "It's a Crappy Italian Pizza Parlour" down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Great!
*pulls on galoshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Looks familiar
Maybe it's related to this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Efficient and space saving reply
10 PRINT "AAARRRGGHH!"
20 PRINT "THE FEAR!!"
30 GOTO 20
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)