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# You Cad!
Kindly moderate your language, there are ladies present*







* although what they are doing out of the parlor is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# fancy a spot of burlesque?
you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you going
to the whoopee club?
(doktored, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Ladies and machines/technology?
Are you quite mad sir?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Those are no ladies
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Women!
Know your limits!
(spungo, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# no more than 3 men at any one time?
thall shalt not covet they neighbours chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# *does some mental calculations*
I can conceive of a possition where one woman way service at least 5 gentlemen. Possibly more if they're willing to "double up".
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i counted 6
but then i've always been flexible
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Of course!
How could I miss out the verritable feast that is the almighty "tit wank"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# No ladies on b3ta
just old blokes pretending to be girls for attention
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I think I'll start
talking about my breasts for a while
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# ooh
what colour are *your* nipples, pink or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# green
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Mine were green
but the doctor gave me some pills that cleared it up
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# please
please do
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# maybe
I'll just look at them
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# you tease!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# heheheh
I've been looking at mine and I didn't even tell you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# you are both evil...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# No, we're not,
you're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# *keeps looking*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)