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I Love Horses
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# that's both funny and scary, and for the same reason
it's 100% of FACT

Edit: the more I look at it, the more charming it, and especially he, becomes. I think you could make a fortune if you agreed to do Bush's election publicity
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# his campaign rallies
would be europoptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yes
the further Bush steers clear of his appalling political record and presents himself as an amiable bungling buffoon, the more I like him
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Awww
Look at his little face : )
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# *falls out of bed*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Nooooooo
you'll crush your...
1 - Stable door and grooming kit
2 - Lucky the Horse
3 - Part of the stable, saddle and stand
4 - Horse coat and 2 overreach boots
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# and drape your pyjama sleeve
in the imitation horse shit
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# which is really pig shit, but they process it and label it as horse shit
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
horse!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# woo!
*grooves*
(KnitWit, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Absolute Class!!
Am I noticing a link between the drum beat and the publishers? Or am I again reading too much into things?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# it's funny because it's true
woo :)
(KnitWit, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# He loves horses
They're his only friends.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# If only he'd play more often with his horses
the world would surely be a better place.
On a different note: today's my 666th day on b3ta.
Hail Satan Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
Hello old person. Please consider joining our pension scheme. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# ~granpa~ ?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Takes one to know one.
Anyway, Rob and Spacefish are around here somewhere.

They've had their telegrams from the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE STOP I'M NOT INTERESTED STOP
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE PHOTOGRAPHS STOP
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I had to check that
to see if you'd been posting from the past.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Beg pardon?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# If only the economy was that stable.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# haha
now that is cutting politcal satire.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
that's the worst best pun ever: 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I aim to please.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# that's nice
but when I read your pun, my arse cheeks clenched so tightly I'll need a crow bar next time I do a poo. What are you going to do about that?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Giggle.
Apparently.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
I hate that advert!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Yip
Agreed!
(Sonic Spy, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)
# in addition to horses
he also apparently likes ribs.

i wish this weren't a real press release.


sixteen tons of woo for the pic.
(yakmonkey, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Fuck.
And they let him have nuclear weapons?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# yes
D'Agostini's I love Nuclear Weapons . Over 26 weekly parts you build your own ICBM. And then you can play with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Free Potassium Iodide tablets with part 1!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# indeed
but you don't get your first fuel rod until you've collected all your Nuclear Physics Degree Diploma tokens
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
#
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
#
*joins in weeping*
(yakmonkey, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# pure unadulterated
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# what do they mean with that song?
Horses are the best of all the animals
or just likes horses more than stoates...i dunno gah
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# I fucking love you !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# laughing with lolly loudness
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAH!!
that is the funniest thing that i have seen nearly forever!!!!


HAHAHAHA

well done!

P.S. That tune is driving me INSANE!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Thankyou. That really made my day. I am in stiches now. A Big Woo to You
(Mr. Roboto, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# That's far far far too good
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# I love you menub
...and I love horses....they're my friends :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Woo yay!
That's reet grand!

I wonder if I can get away with pearoasting this Victorian Gentleman's pamphlet...

(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# ROFLMAO
w/y/h!
(terrorbite, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 3:42, archived)
# ^ ^ ^
what they said!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# That's just
the best thing EVER
(fnerk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I love the way
you've written "Aminals" too.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)