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[challenge entry] My little blue screen of death
i made this in photoshop on my MAC!


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mod edit, this pic was too big!

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(Interwizard2001, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Could you make it a bit bigger


"Fucktart."? I'll never look at Poptarts the same way now.

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)
# hmm
I read that as 'fucktard'

Although methinks the two are one and the same expletive.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)
# You may like to make it about 400px
across as it is a little large.

Woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)
# was the first error in the spell checker?
p.s. ARRRRGH! THE SIZE! THE SIZE!

p.p.s. MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)
# MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*

Smaller please dear. Thank you.

*puts kettle on and waits*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# 2 sugars please
I have Jaffa Cakes you know.

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You can have one sugar
We don't want you getting portly now do we?

*patronising pat on head* :)

mmm...jaffa cakes....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Indeed
I am a bit fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Cheap jaffa cakes
can do that you know. It's something to do with SCIENCE apparently. I am a victim of the adverse effects of those extra large packets of hob-nobs....

*fills in compensation claim*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Oooh.
I'll swap one chocolate hobnob for two jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:56, archived)
# This seems to
be a fair exchange rate.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)
# It's not for nothing that I work in a bank you see.
Sod international markets, we need fair biscuit exchange rates!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Buggery is it !!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
2jaffa does not equal 1choccy hob-nob

anywhere in the world.!
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Overall the chocolate hob-nob
is a longer lasting biscuit and will cope far better with the stresses of being dunked in hot tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Jaffa cakes, while extremely nice
are no match for the mighty hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)
# no chance
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)
# big blue mildly amusant. - woo


*whilst



/dons pedant hat and leaves to do some work
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Because Macs never crash*
*my arse they don't
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Haiku BSOD Pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)