in an alternate universe,,,
This watermelon really is the spawn of the devil, rather than just a pretender to the title.
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This watermelon really is the spawn of the devil, rather than just a pretender to the title.
From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)
( , Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:42, archived)
yeah, that was the implication
*ahem* "Huzzah" lite didn't have the original program's spyware
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:53,
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Exactly their main objective, from what I gather
Hello all!
*waves frantically*
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:02,
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*waves frantically*
some of them are funny
bbc news clicky
Godfrey Bloom was given a seat on the European Parliament's women's rights committee on Tuesday.
But he told the media: "No self-respecting small businessman with a brain in the right place would ever employ a lady of child-bearing age."
......
Mr Bloom, an investment fund manager from York, told journalists he wanted to deal with women's issues because: "I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough".
"I am here to represent Yorkshire women who always have dinner on the table when you get home. I am going to promote men's rights," he added.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:47,
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Godfrey Bloom was given a seat on the European Parliament's women's rights committee on Tuesday.
But he told the media: "No self-respecting small businessman with a brain in the right place would ever employ a lady of child-bearing age."
......
Mr Bloom, an investment fund manager from York, told journalists he wanted to deal with women's issues because: "I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough".
"I am here to represent Yorkshire women who always have dinner on the table when you get home. I am going to promote men's rights," he added.
it is funny
its like the supersize me thing, a 'no shit sherlock' moment - what happens when you vote in a single issue party? chaos, that's what. and the buffoons are the tabloid chewing population of his town
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:52,
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I was voting
when you were still in short trousers, young man :)
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:54,
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Now thats a bit of a lie isnt it
young man? cmon now, you can tell uncy mike the truth
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:55,
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Hey
I'm nearly ten years older than you, I'll have you know..! :)
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:58,
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ahhh...yes...true...
*hands over zimmer* here, i think this is yours...
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:59,
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*hands over zimmer* here, i think this is yours...
Cheers, fella.
/senile dementia kicks in
Hey! What are you lot doing in my house! Get out!
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:00,
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Hey! What are you lot doing in my house! Get out!
If it helps
i can make sure you pay nothing for your homecare and take that pesky young lady of yours off your aging hands... *whistles nonchalontly*
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:01,
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I too
am a 71'er.. yay to us!
..and its nonchalently, typo-boy!
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:11,
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..and its nonchalently, typo-boy!
Bless you!
i mean if you want to vote for a real,grownup party you just ask me where to put your tick:)
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:58,
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No bait my man
just a sensible plitical party:) not like that cnut blair! :)
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:02,
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I'm not registered to vote
because you have no fucking privacy when you do that. excellent have your name & address details published on 192.com. let them cross reference your phone number as BT forgets to put you ex directory allowing any passing scum with a laptop to look in your house, like the look of it and get your phone number to see if you are in.
or if you are like me with rare name and involved with areas of work that involved expensive equipment you really don't want to be searched for.
plus if im going to give away my privacy i want something out of it. unfortunatly the let any fool vote so im just a voice screaming in a hurricane. why bother?
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:03,
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or if you are like me with rare name and involved with areas of work that involved expensive equipment you really don't want to be searched for.
plus if im going to give away my privacy i want something out of it. unfortunatly the let any fool vote so im just a voice screaming in a hurricane. why bother?
Is that why
you've just left me with your ip address?:)
/medication
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:07,
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/medication
aarrrrggggghhhhh!
and ultimate apologies for the confusion earlier re: web-hosting!! :)
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:50,
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