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[challenge entry] Santa had a present for little Timmy


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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(Sticky-fingers, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:52, archived)
# gah!
paedo-xmas..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
I can see Santa's willy... pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# too clever!


rude boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# is he gonna empty his sack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# arf
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# someone else
is going to eat santa's cookie
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# It is huge
he only comes once a year
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# And when he does it's down yer chimney!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Arghh! NSFW!
My boss just saw that and now I've been fired and reported to the police.

Merry fucking Xmas
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# One of my favourites so far
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)