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[challenge entry] alternative food for an alternative crissmass

have a turkittin

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Oooh oooh oooh
Can I have a leg ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:07, archived)
# damn i should have added
wings
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)
# i
dont think giving it any kind of panty liner would of helped in the long run....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)
# can i have ..
roasted babies to go with that?
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)
# what dit you
use for stuffing?
whyle onthe subject how did you stuff it?
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)
# mice
and catnip
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)
# arf!
i'll take 2 please, with fries and fat cola
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)
# want extra mice
with that ?
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:18, archived)
# nope,
just the tails, preferable cut off with a carving knife, they also need to be blind.
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)
# i dunno,
looks a little undercooked to me
(Smoking Joe, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)
# A kitten is not just for Christmas
With a bit of luck there will be some leftovers for Boxing Day
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:33, archived)