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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# i'm noticing a theme with your stuff today,
top dollar.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# The theme is
"dildos, vibrators and anal toys".
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# tried any of those yourself?
i guess the answer is yes..
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# No. I am male.
And I am not paricularly fond of ramming things up my arse.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:10, archived)
# im sensing
an unfulfiled fantasy you are in denial of.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)
# No. I have tried it.
It's a pain in the arse.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)
# you are forgetting the magic letters
K Y
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Bzzzzzzz!
Ha ha! Is that what you want for christmas then?
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# No.
I want world peace.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)
# *looks for big enough wrapping paper*
*finds none*
And look at that saddle. Sorry. Maybe next year, eh son.
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
I hope to god they use that
(, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)