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[challenge entry]


Mort's Christmas topiary
Mort's Christmas skiing trip

Mort's silly pun

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)
# I love Mort dearly,
but necks really shouldn't be able to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)
# don't worry
he'll recover in "necks" to no time.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)
# you're
sticking your neck out with that opinion...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)
# *groans*
(and not with pleasure)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)
# *starts pleasure giving devise*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)
#
I saw several of them get in line and fondle a deer. Have you ever seen a neck-row-feel-a-yak?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)
# I'll shamelessly repost this


To prove that Mort's not doing anything dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)