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[challenge entry] obviously trying hard to hit the FP

edith / i first uploaded the wrong version
here's the funny one!
i apologize to the moral majority for hurting their eyes

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:01, archived)
# oh my GOD
what's that got to do with christmas?
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:02, archived)
# erm
the red
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)
# good point!
Red is xmasy!
(D7JAB, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:09, archived)
# only because coca cola has warped you brain.
Green, Green is the colour of christmas, green pine trees and snot pouring from my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:14, archived)
# you damned ecologist
°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:20, archived)
# delightful
i hope no one is eating a kit kat at the moment.

[edit] even if it was good i doubt it'd hit the front page. gone are the days of shocking the audience with pickled sliced up cows or unmade beds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I dont think I want to see the kitkats you eat
If severed fingers remind you of them.




Edit:: I dont get the picture. Why are the fingers chopped off?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i don't eat chocolate
haven't done for the decade or so.

i think the hand may have been involved in some kind of industrial accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)
# there's four of them
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)
# winner
here's a toffee
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Mmm.
That would go nicely with my coffe actually.

*Pops out to buy four-fingered chocolate-coated treat. And vomit bag."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Fucking OW!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeepers!
that made me say "yyyaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Even with the faces you just added...
it's still pretty grim :P
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)
# is that
what happened to beadle?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:16, archived)
# what actually happened to the hand?
in the original pic i mean
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)
# there you go
www.sgrh.com/dept/plastic/replant/replant2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:19, archived)
# bloody 'ell
sounds messy (and painful)
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)