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Property Ladder Christmas Special

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(FJ_Reg, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)

LADIES' BOOBIES!!!!!

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giant_squid, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)

Women's Knickers!

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charliedontsurf, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:24, archived)

NIPPLES!!!!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

Mittens!

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charliedontsurf, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

phwoar.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)

bosoms!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Mammary glands.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

herring

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 20:22, archived)

What?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:59, archived)

She has got definite nipplage

in the 66E shot.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Must be cold

poor dear

(CerberusDog woof, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)

GENTLEMEN'S EQUIPMENT!

* double takes *
* runs away *

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giant_squid, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

_{tummy sticks}

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)

purple cobras

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)

YES FATHER YES

MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

...snigger...

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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

doesn't matter if he's single or not

she's clearly just sucked him off

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

Well noticed,

jizzmaster.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

I never miss

a gobbler

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

THERE'S a "Dear Deidre" I'd like to see in The Sun

I'm ALL for Norks..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

hahaha

grrreat!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

very nicely done

love the way her facial expression changes

(nephtali, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

hmmmm

36 D
unless she is taller than I think in which case bigger

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

Sarah Beeny.....

... has teh top bollox

(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

BEENY!

More for you Beeny lovers...

members.fortunecity.com/noops050/fcnoops_sarah_beeny.html

Fighter pilots thumbs...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 16:39, archived)

38G

/expert

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

naah her frame isn't really a 38

more like a 36 and I reckon E.. 36E
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)

36D

Plus some push up implants, I went to buy a bra with the missus last week they all had padding in them, it was like here your bra we have allready filled half of it up for you.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)

naa

definitely no padding in them, you can see her nipple poking through.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)

well

maybe the sillicone bits you pop underneath then, but point taken 36E it is.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)

I would go with 36F

My woman is 34E [Bwuhahahahaaaa] and I reckon they're slightly bigger.

mmmmm...... soapy tit wank.........

(Mazrim, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

Our lass is a H'er

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 20:51, archived)

Thay have been particularly boisterous lately

now that she's nursing.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Didn't know...

... she'd dropped a sprog

(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

Yep.

Last episode she was looking heavily knocked up at the start, and at the end, no bulge but very "motherly" bosoms.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)

They..

.. are the only reason I watch

( * )( * )

(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

Probably more like this now:

\ / \ /
\/ \/
* *

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

if they

are supposed to be motherly they should be
(_*)(_*)

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)

I've always....

....wanted to rip that womans shirt open.

Is that so wrong?

(Mazrim, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

as long as you provide her with one that fitts afterwards, can you imangine carrying a fridge with her.
you "lift your end up"
her "I can't my clothing is overly tight, why do you want me to move the fridge anyway?"

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)

Congrats

On your FP!

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harribo, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

Wahey

Utterly desevered front page. Woo to you!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:38, archived)

Thanks

I've now broken my duck.
(Has anyone got any glue?)

(FJ_Reg, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)

All the woo to you

How nice does she look in this picture?!
www.channel4.com/4homes/media/O/ontv/presenters/large/property_ladder4_lg.jpg

(Ssco, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

haha

nice tits indeed

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gazz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)

Chipalata

I'd prod her and then eat some crisps.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)

that's really nicely done

woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

Excellent!

Woo to you!

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mog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

hahah, way to go Reggio!

"Dude" here, sorry I've been a little bit absent from the FJ forums recently. But BM sat behind me on the bus the other week, and I haven't got over the shock yet.

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Calqhoon, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:52, archived)