don't know if this works too well
From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)
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but thought I'd post anyway
If anyone's wondering about the Christmas connection, Marge Simpson is doing the Alternative Christmas Message
If anyone's wondering about the Christmas connection, Marge Simpson is doing the Alternative Christmas Message
From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)
( , Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:10, archived)
This year I am speaking to you from the Quickie Mart in Springfield because I want to draw attention to the many Arabs and Muslims and women who are stationed far from home this Christmas. I am thinking about their wives and children, and about their parents and friends...and giggling like a loon.
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:13,
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fantastic :D
..both pic and informing me of alternate xmas message :)
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:14,
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I like that alot
Your stuff is superb
I don't want your babies but I am prepared to lend you a flavoured condom
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:16,
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Your stuff is superb
I don't want your babies but I am prepared to lend you a flavoured condom
that would be handy
the pack of condoms that I have is past its expiry date..:-)
Ta
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:19,
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Ta
June 12th 1976
you still have a few months I reckon. Get thee down the disco.
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:21,
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you still have a few months I reckon. Get thee down the disco.
where did I put my white suit ?
or maybe that blue velvet jacket .....
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:22,
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eyeliner... don't forget the eyeliner
all the kids are doing it
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:25,
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all the kids are doing it
Oddly enough, it's having a bit of a resurgence.
My lady specifically asks me to wear eyeliner.
Drives her wild.
:D
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:32,
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Drives her wild.
:D
Funny thing: I happened to tune in to some reviews programme the other night,
where I saw Mark Walliams of Little Britain turned out nice in a sharp grey suit and fresh new haircut. He'd also painted his nails black. No other traces of what might be considered feminine. It looked entirely masculine on him. Was really nice to see a straight man with painted nails again.
Oh, and apparently Ray Liotta always wears eyeliner. I always thought he just had nice eyes, but there you go.
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:44,
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Oh, and apparently Ray Liotta always wears eyeliner. I always thought he just had nice eyes, but there you go.
I've done the nails thing on a night out, looks sharp
I'll have to try the eyeliner again. cheers.
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:49,
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I'll have to try the eyeliner again. cheers.
...
Broadmoor Hospital
Broadmoor Hospital Authority
Crowthorne
Berks
RG45 7EG
EDIT - If you wash it, what happens to the flavour ?
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:24,
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Broadmoor Hospital Authority
Crowthorne
Berks
RG45 7EG
EDIT - If you wash it, what happens to the flavour ?
Don't worry I had a curry tonight
It'll have flavour all right
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Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:29,
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It'll have flavour all right