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[challenge entry] The Alternative Queen's Speech

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(Spunfunkster, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# you're supposed to shop.....
arf! have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# If they use that just before 3pm on Christmas Day
I'll eat all my hats . . .
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# You're not going to be absent again tomorrow
are you?
FFS Northern Blerk is joining us for his 1st B3ta bidet!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# My Public need me . . .
sorry, I'll mail you something for him . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:00, archived)
# there are a few B3tans in Oxford
are you going to be meeting them?

Mykeyboy lives there doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# He's the only reason not to go to oxford bashes
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Ooh I smell gossip
He's been very quiet recently. I saw him here t'other night and he was extremely unfluffy (not to me, to others). I think he was inebriated though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I was only briefly on then
It's just his profile is both racist and sexist, and he seems to think of himself as a bit of a "player".
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Hmm
is there a way I can view his profile without his being here?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=19246
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks
It's erm, interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Unlurkify!
Mykeyboy is a total cock. I put him on ignore a long time ago after cringing one too many times at his 'flirting'.

Relurkify!
(Zapol Unlurked at, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Nah!
Christmas Shopping . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)