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# Seasonal video funtime: Eastenders Christmas Special 1917

4.5 meg video clip
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)
# That, my old china,
is fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# My compulsion!
My compulsion!


That's excellent that is.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Oh dear gods
I am in awe of your talents.

Have a woo-yay-houpla so big that light itself cannot escape the surface.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# you have
a lot of time on your hands . . . . well done
(Untitled1, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# excellent
...from the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! reaper cushions, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# I love that. It's better than excellent.
there is not enough hupla in the world to express how much fun that was.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

*dies happy*

[edit] good to see the Victorian Dome is still visible in the credits
(Dangermouse., Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hospital tent innit?
for all the bodies from "the great" war
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that was great
wasn't it, lets have another...
/goes to balkans and shoots a few people
/ gets 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# One of the best things ever posted on here.
*applauds wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# what does
hartley make of it? actually, no. he scares me so.
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# So he should.
He's a freaky bastard and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)
# absolutely brilliant!
tell me there will be more?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha.
grand.
(roboglitch, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Oh thats
just the fucking best that is!
(tomtom, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# That ROCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Oh no
the ham!

That is incredibly well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Astounding!
Truly brilliant - woo, yay, et cetera!
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that
rocks!
(trumpet, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that is really and truly magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# without a doubt
truly wonderful
(my knee hurts, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# That is fucking fantastic!
I haven't laughed so hard at anything else on this board before! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"I like Ham"
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)
# It's 1917!
Why aren't those young men at war?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)
# They have to ensure the hun doesn't steal the christmas meat.
Haven't you heard of the Ham Guard? Or was that in War II - Return of the War?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# haha
Careless Pork Costs Lives!!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I remember that one:
part of the 'Pig For Victory' campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
get your pig, and then Spitfire it!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Daddy
what did you do in the abbatwar
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# That's just bloody brilliant.

Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# WOW
Fantastic.
I especially like 'I got a jumper'
'it was a nice jumper'

EDIT It should be on the front page, or in the newsletter methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# "I shall
climb inside and thaw it from the inside"
Woo! That is the best thing I've seen in ages! And I've seen the internet!

Pray tell, how did you do the cool olde-tyme effects? Filters? Cool programs?
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I use a video edit program called vegas
by sonic foundry - some nice filters/fx stuff. you can adjust tint, levels of jitter/hair/scratches/etc. I think it's expensve to buy... unless... you... *cough*
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Cough!
Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
(the_halo (biscuit expert), Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# soup
herb

EDIT: why not compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Perfection!
Will you marry me so we can make perfect new babies and create a master race?
(Sock MONKEY, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Ok then,
since you asked nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# *holds out ring finger*
*waits for HUGE diamond*
(Sock MONKEY, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ...um...


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# he's put on a bit of weight since gamesmaster
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I used to play football with him.
/pointless fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *pulls finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)
# can I stalk you
first? just until I get to know your daily routine...
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)
# that's ace!
truly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# fantastic!
I love how the music changes at the scene changes in just the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# That is the bestest
thing i have seen in a long long time!

I certainly was a very nice jumper.
(stashj, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)
# purely teh bestest thing ever.
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# that is
one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# heh thats just great
however I have some tips to make it a bit better (I'm used to be a video editor) if you don't mind :)

Remove the dissolves for the text, just cut right into them and back out

Put more looking shots in there every so often

Take out a few frames from the action once a while, as if the film had been badly spliced - put a big POP on the audio track when u do it

Change the contrast of the film on some cuts, so it looks like its been shot on different stock


Anyway, its belting as it is, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# *strokes beard*
all very helpful, and makes good sense. thank you. that's the rest of my day filled now. *damnit*
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)
# that is utterly wonderful
if i had a hat, i'd doff it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# *passes doffing hat
here . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)
# that
is effing genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# oh thats brilliant
I lauged very hard at that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Submit that to the Newsletter.
Say I.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I just have
only because you told me to.
(the original woodsman, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I was having a shitty Monday.
It's better now.

Fuckin' A.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)
# The best thing,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,everyeriererirer.

Just set my sky+ for next weeks episode.
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
I give you the award of the order of the garter, and any others I can find under the stairs. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)
# That's brill.
Top marks. Go straight to the top of the class.

Both Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Stop going on about it!
I can't access .wmv files at work.

I shall doubtless send a big 'Woo' when I get in & watch it tonight.
(keef, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Tip top!
That's excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Now That
Is a thing of rare and wonderful beauty
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)