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# What's a guy to do?
You tell the f**ckers to take down the sign because your new neighbours moved in well over two months ago, and do they?





I bet it comes down quick now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Any more suggestions gratefully received
while I'm still pissed and up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# "Fred West's House"
"One Careful Owner"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I met Fred West's cousin
about three years ago. He looks like Ricky Tomlinson.

(You could take it down yourself, cut the eyes off the top, find the house of a local paraniod scitzo and tape them looking in on his bedroom window.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Life
just didn't deal him a full hand, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# And to top it off,
he works for Bird's Eye.
(Sudden thought - Do you suppose he knows that old man with all the kids on a boat?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
#
We hide cameras in our houses toilets.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Nice
But I refer to my comment below regarding lawyers...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
#
'crack den'

'fee squat' (sp?)

'police aware'

'peadopile register'

'etc etc'

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# It's also where I live,
mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# ah,
I see :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# if all else fails
just have fun with the sign.

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
Nice arse, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# ..
Their website logo is more scary than that ***!
(The United Status of Quo, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 2:04, archived)
# heheh
crafty
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# hah!..
your estate agent left the sign behind too?

(I used mine as a spot-board for mixing concrete and used the pole for tamping..they were quite upset..muwhaha)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Sadly not mine
but the upstairs neighbours (who are lawyers), so I'd better tread carefully...

(above is example of not treading carefully)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# phone them...get a name of who you spoke to..
..then BURN IT! (they HAD thier chance ;))
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# If the sign is still here by the end of the weekend
I'll sell the advertising space to the highest bidder. No kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# PLEASE!!...
put a 'Golf Sale' sign on there..(for real) and then post the photos here! hahahahahahahaha

EDIT: I'll pay you 50p a week while it is there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Poor timing - I just took my shoes off
And therefore this becomes tomorrow's adventure (I think I'm going to regret having done this though).
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# Oh, I SOOO look forward to this..
this could be a whole new field of B3TA expressionism. "B3TA the real world"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# What, exactly
is 'tamping'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
#
The act of using as a tampon
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)
#
tapping fresh concrete to get it to settle nice and flat
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)
# They could have chosen
a better word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# "schmluching" maybe more appropriate..
if the sound is anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I can see..
.. gripping hands formaing around that eyeball.. and the words.. GOATSE WAS CREATED HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# That settles it:
New photoshopping compo on B3ta. Any image that takes the piss out of Paramount, or is otherwise hilarious to stick on a real-estate sign. The winning entry gets done up in high-res on a poster printer, and glued onto that sign.
(spazdor, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Someone put Pee in my eye!
Someone put Pee in my eye!
or stop peeing in me eyes!

A suggestion it is by any standard.

PLiNk
(PLiNk, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# How about
We all drive Porsches which you paid for.
(nugchuts, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)
# This'll work
Why not try;

SELLING HOUSES TO PEADOS NATIONWIDE
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 12 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# blow goats ?
better with some goatsee or tub girl pics there...

that would an arf laff

;-)

Slackness
(Slackness, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 18:42, archived)
# oh you're so right... we tried to buy a property through them and they were useless...
...and i've actually seen them blowing goats in the office too - surely a health and safety hazard.
(me'n'my monkey, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 13:00, archived)