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[challenge entry] Due to a council error
The earth is scheduled for demolition at 17:30, Friday 18/10/02.


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(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Argh!
I was in the middle of doing that, you swine!

*breaks down and weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Well
You did influence me back there in the spazz.
Could not help myself - far too 'Douglas Adams' to let it go!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)
# What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri?!
.
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)
# I've come over all Vogon.
What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beam. I don't know. Apathetic bloody planet. I have no sympathy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# hmmm
seems to be rather a lot of sciffy going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:49, archived)
# sciffy?



(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# sigh-fi
pronounced sciffy
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 14 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# With thanx
To mr.Slim for setting us straight again -
Note utter avoidance of apostrophes in my posting now!

No more anal apostrophe police for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# just like
WinXP is pronounced winskp
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# "It was on display
on the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'"
sorry, mixing my quotes a bit
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# thank you
is TWO funken words!!
argh!!

[edit: sorry it just pisses me off]
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Please
a Mr pedantic needed here!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# It is
a council sign - of course it is sloppy!
thats the idea.
[edit] Changed. Council maybe watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)