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# David Seamonkey
This one moves faster than the real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:00, archived)
# that does
look very much like him, the ponytailed fool
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:06, archived)
# Does
being a man with a ponytail instantly make you a fool?
thinks I should finally lop mine off!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:12, archived)
# yes
you fool, it makes you look like a 1992 raver, sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Charming!
Never been one of those and certainly NEVER dressed like one!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:16, archived)
# or like Lance from the Harry Enfield Show
It screams car mechanics mate
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:31, archived)
# yes
That might be a good idea

Q: Why do they call them ponytails?
A: 'Cos when you lift them up, there's an arsehole underneath.
/coat, kevlar body armour, and covering fire
(Captain Maladjusted Steve, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:16, archived)
# Note to self:
Never share any personal info on b3ta again!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:17, archived)
# who was it who
said that? some comedian, cant remember who
(hazey, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# yes.
Ponytails on men are unequivocally bad, mmmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:17, archived)
# Sigh
Even you're against me.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:18, archived)
# everyone is
what's that ooh..anus's mum?
he looks daft in a ponytail? he's not allowed round your house for christmas dinner unless he gets rid of it?
ok...I'll pass on the message
;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:22, archived)
# Actually
I look daft however I have my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)
# hehe
so do I, and I havn't got any hair
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# well
given that everyone said "yes" instantly, don't you think that's a clue? It's not personal, it's just that ponytails really do make you look like a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:25, archived)
# *snort*
Harsh but fair, harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Sniff...
Well fuck you all you shower of humourless bastards, it's nothing personal I just hate you all!
joke, people!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:31, archived)
# aaah - you'll be wanting this my hirsute friend
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:38, archived)
# Bittersweet
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)
# well,
i like long hair on men....much better than the thug/skinhead/lager-lout look
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Yay!
A quick look at you profile suggests why. Although it's not black (anymore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# damn...
my secret's out :)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:51, archived)
# where do
alice bands fit on this scale then? more or less acceptable?

(not that i have either but am just curious)
(Jim Pooley, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# What's
an alice band?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Its something that posh woman wear
on there head to stop there hair falling forward.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# sloane girls of the 80's were very fond of them.
They are a sort of U-shaped hoop that pushes your hair back from your forehead, with the two ends resting behind your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:38, archived)
# like a deeley bopper
without the bopps
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)
# exactly!
What a great description.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)
# In my view
you can't beat a good mullett, Pat Sharpe style
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:42, archived)
# I disagreem
however I would like to beat Pat Sharp...with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)
# thats the kitty
Some "sportsmen" wear them to stop their hair falling into their eyes. (admittedly i dont recall seeing men wear them as a fashion statement though, cause if i had i would have laughed loudly)
(Jim Pooley, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)
# I'm sure I saw the front page
of the Sun the other day with Beckham wearing one. That's the front page of a national newspaper bought by 4 million people. Reporting a man wearing a hair band. The front page.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)
# I stand corrected and rather sadened
but thats the scum for you
(Jim Pooley, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)
# The lad who fronted EMF
Used to wear one too. Were back to '92 ravers again...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)
# That
Is rather good.
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:08, archived)
# I'm going to
print that off and put it in view of my sea monkeys [Seamonkeys on Mars set]. They'll love it...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:11, archived)
# That's very good.

but England are still a bunch of talentless muppets, fuckin Macedonia...mumblegrumblearsecheese....
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:17, archived)
# it's your hair
don't ask this bunch of fuckwits what to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:27, archived)
# I didn't
:)
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:30, archived)
# not you,
him
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)
# aye
although it also applies to everyone else

it's always the bloody same "i think i should split up with my girlfriend... what do you reckon?"

i reckon you should make you own mind up without asking a bunch of people you've never met before
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)
# I wasn't asking advice.
Off this bunch? I'm not a complete loon!
Anyway, I couldn't give two shits what folk on here think about my hair, I like it and so does me lady.
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)
# good for you
wasn't having a go, just, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)
# well that's what matters most
my bloke lopped his off a couple of years ago, cos he wanted a change, but now he's trying to grow it back cos i hate it, and he's bored of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)
# that made me laugh
v ery g ood
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Yep
I bet it could probably Keep a clean sheet and all
(TJ666, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)