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From: kuroi_kyo
B3ta user: Kuroi Kyo

At long last I remembered to take my digital camera into my local
'shopping centre' in Eastleigh and take this photo as it always make me
smirk. The shop is the 99p value type store and this guy who's supposed
to be part of their advertising is supposed to entice people in - but to
me he just looks like a perv with his scruff unshaved look and leering
eyes - it's just a class bit of mis-matched advertising.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaaahhaahhahha
edit: he looks a little like john peel...
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:22, archived)
# more like
AWT to me...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:32, archived)
# this is true
god i hate that cunt

edit: your profile is fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:33, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# That is
very, very impressive. B3ta should feature a profile every newsletter.
What do people think?
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Yes...
your profile is pure class... WYH!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Or an odd cross...
between John Peel and Des Lynham
(JamesG, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Leery man
Looks like AWT during a drunken night to the amsterdam whore pits
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 21:47, archived)
# 99p?
He looks like he'd do anything to please for 99p, or a packet of prawn cocktail crisps
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Whole store for 99p?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# and he drops
litter
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# I love my local 99p store!
/student
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Half Price or Less . com
all the way

/also student
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:31, archived)
# damn
the closest thing i have is poundland. it's so much more expensive here

/also also student
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Sainsburys
is the closest supermarket I have, which is awful. no 'No frills' items, and all their own stuff is as expensive as the branded stuff.

/skint and considering prostitution
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Sainsburys is ok
especially the economy curry sauce and economy sweet and sour sauce, amazing for the 38p
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I'd rather have Asda
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# my gad
advertisers are really quite stupid. (cue bill hicks)
(glenbo, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:24, archived)
# hah
creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:25, archived)
# everybody
is cunty cunty nonce ... praying in the field of rouff terrian that is the worlfd of illiegkk;;al !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Narcolepsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Gin?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:31, archived)
# lobotomy?
.
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:32, archived)
# constipation?
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:34, archived)
# SHAMCKCKEICOLHOL #!
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:43, archived)
# I want
whatever you're having
(Octopussy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# they've even used comic sans
kwality
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Do those yellow packeted sweets say
fag?


foreign muck, them quid shops. but tasty, cheap, faggy foreign muck.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:31, archived)
# he's going to murder
my gran
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Ahh Eastleigh
I lives there, I does. Been to Earth? Dont bother, it sucks.
(darfbozo, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)
# I agree.
Im from Chandlers Ford, just as shit as eastleigh but at least it doesn't have Earth. Every Thursday i see someone getting thier head kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Chandlers Ford
Well I didnt want to sound posh, but Ch. Ford is my cribb too, well actually I like to say Ampfield, but thats plain toffee-nosed.
(darfbozo, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Ampfield
A wannabe chilworth anyone?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)
# the 99p store
is grand. i live in swaythling but go to college in Eastleigh. oh the joy. but the 99p store kicks serious ass. you can get giant tins of pineapple chunks for 99p. i bought lots of sweets ate them all and felt sick because they are made from old russian shoes.

anyone else from barton peveril in eastleigh on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I GO THERE!!!
You may see me sometimes wearing my team laser explosion t-shirt. Give me a shout
Shame they ban b3ta on the network, 4rthur works tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)
# damn sure is annoying
thewoo used to work. i thoroughly enjoyed our it lesson once where examples of flash animations were shown and weebl was used amoung others.

i rarely venture inside i am a "pit" person. which is fun.

my claim to fame is apparently oldest member of the college.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)
# ahahh
i also live in eastleigh and laughed at the same picture!

I hope the chavs outside the swan center didnt chase you away
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Sun 23 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Fark me
Is Eastleigh the centre of the Southern B3ta Massive?
(darfbozo, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Strange that..
We need to organize a meeting.
KFC at 9 anyone?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)