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YEAH FUCK YOU RICK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!

I'VE BEEN DOING 3D FUCKING MODELLING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS YOU COCK SUCKING PRICK!

edit: Of which I have posted numerous pieces on this very board.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

*dances*

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

*empties bag of

marbles onto floor*

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

just because teacups are 3d

doesn't mean you modeled them.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

Fuck you

I am on 2 3D Mod teams, and I also help a couple out with random meshes here and there.

This is something I've been working on the past couple of days -

www.zyk0tik.com/Hands.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands2.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands3.png

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

They're not very good

now fucking make the tea!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

Not very fucking good! YEAH BULLSHIT!

They are low poly because they are for a game. They are not designed to be Photoreal or otherwise. They are LOW FUCKING POLY. 1100 Tris in each hand, Designed for a Mod team I am on. Fuck you, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

granted

no one can make a better cup of tea, we'll give you that one.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

ummm....

I'm acutally quite good at tea!

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Milkybar Yid!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

so i guess

everyone is better than him at everything.

especially 3d modelling.

just as we suspected.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

What, you haven't seen this?

I think he might have been winding you up. I may be mistaken.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

I love that turkey so.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

Mort's a turlkey??

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

he's an ostrich

but a lot of people think he's a turkey. I'm not really convinced he looks a lot like either :D

/edit - actually, I admit it, I traced it.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

I always thought he was an osterich!

pffft to edit!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

hahaha he looks almost... rendered

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

way better than those shitty hands

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

hahahaah!!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

flamingo

shirley?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

Hey look mummy, I caught one! ;o)

p.s. its arsehole! not ass hole! If your going to type engrish, atleast get it write!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

So prove they're yours by

Make some of the hands doing laps, then running
round a bomb a few times. Maybe then you can join the team!

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

Heavens!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

makes me sad

when people get frustrated and feel the need to prove themselves to people they'll never know :-P

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

teh goatse!

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

'Hands in the air'

rhymes with 'just don't care'.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

i don't see how that's going to help with the tea.

but it's probably unhealthy to pretend you can make stuff.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

I just rendered this

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

You're a fucking moronic cock sucker

Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the Ignore button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

hahahaha

perhaps a cup of tea will calm you down.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

cor

its like Eastenders
cup of tea and a bacon roll please Ian

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

*spits gum out*

oooooops!

/me slaps his own wrist

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

I just rendered YOUR FACE!

no, wait...

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

when are you going to get round to modelling the goatse hole?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

Good point.

Give this man a washing machine!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

I can do 3-d modelling too.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

ooh I`ll bid... 32K for that!

.. and a scone

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

I fear this is going to end in tears.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

laughter or baby_cries? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

look anybody can google a rendered image and post it on a message board

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

Yeah anyone can,

But this shit is my fucking own.
I do not steal peoples fucking work.

If you want Proof then tell me something to model, something Random, and I will do it for you tonight.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

teh quo

or teh goatse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

a cup of tea...

maybe?

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

with some bisciuts

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

come, come

don't rise to it!

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

goatse, rendered in stone, floating above a dessert plain.. in colour

but not tacky reflective typical ray traced marble type stone.. a nice granite will do

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

/terragen, from long ago.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

now that is impressive!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

YEah...

Terragen is Rreeeaaaaaallll Impressive.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

you're just jealous

because you can't do it

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

aaaaaaHahaHaHahAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHahaHaHA!11

A FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD COULD USE TERRAGEN!

Most 3D Modellers think that it's an insult to 3D because there is no skill to using it. Much like bastard 3DS Max users who think that 3DS Max is the best 3D Package in the world. They are retards.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

yeah

obviously MS Paint is

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

like C# numpties with 6 months Java experience who think the languages are completely different!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

yeah

a 3 year old could.

but you can't.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

I learn't to 3D in phigs!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

how did you see that

if you've got him on ignore? Hmm?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

look! I rendered this too!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

awesome!

really great work.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

aw ta! I get paid handsomely for such renderings

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

surely not any higher than... say, 32k?

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

not yet

but once I get the coat, there`ll be no stopping me!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

plus you'll look really good.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)

not true

pretended one of my pics was yours once...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

yes, i seem to remember the football changing room you did for your boss.

that was you wasn't it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

That

was most certainly me.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

what a fucking liar

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

FUCK YOU!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

are you sexually repressed?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)

yes

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

heh

clever

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

nah that was me ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

i knew that fucker was stealing your work

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

he should stick to what he does best...

mmm tea

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

Hah

I remember you doing that :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

of course you do... cos you nicked my picture

.. thought you were ignoring me?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

I had coffee,

it made me feel better.

and yes, I nicked your picture, while at the same time removing the solid thick lines, including the crossbars (which if you remember I didnt put in it and you told me off for)

And I removed the scores and everying else you had in the original pic. Makes sense.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

finally

you start telling the truth.

i believe only an honest man should be allowed to earn 32k.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

Don't fucking talk to me, don't even talk in any fucking thread that is none of your motherfucking concern. Piss the fuck off. Go home, walk away. go on, shoo!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

i was just curious

why is your face so ugly?

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)

hah!

you're one to talk about ugly :D

Look at yourself in the mirror before you judge other people, you fucking retard

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

in actuality

i think you'll find that i am, in fact, very attractive.

whilst you have a bit of an ugly appearance to you.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

hot tea accident?

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

ha ha hah

pfft.....

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Dr. trouser, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

chill the fuck out

it's just a website

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

you is gangsta

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4196666

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

3d Modelling

I do 3d modelling but I'm also comfortable with both 2d tomfoolery and making cups of tea and selling hardcore pr0n. Though I'm not too great at the first two.

Excuse the pearoast, just showing off my work.

/puts on emergency fluffification pants

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

now that's good.

none of this tea boy shit.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

A fair amount...

of that is thanks to a lovely tutorial I found. Although I have added to it and made it spangly.

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

He really does do the 3D Stuff

He has shown me some of his works in the past, usually things like rendered weapons and the like.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

stop lying for him

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)

Ok Seriously,

Schnurr... grow the fuck up.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

maybe if i had some 3d rendered tea i could

be a dear and go and see if google has any.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)

i love you

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)