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[challenge entry] Found this on the floor of the Tory HQ....
Been waiting for newbie Tuesday to post this!




From the An Accident Waiting to Happen challenge. See all 379 entries (closed)

(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)
# dare I ask... "is it real"?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)
# if only!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# then it`s very nicely done
I`ve no idea how to make text look crinkly

.. or did you print it and crinkle it up?


/thinking too hard
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Yep, I cheated
Printed it and then screwed it up!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Some sort of Filter/Distort/Displace... would be in order
based upon a greyscale map of the folded paper
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)
# you WHAT?!

ooh hark at her!

/has only just figured out how to link layers
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Link what?
Layers you say?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# yeah you click the linky thing so you can move layers around at the same time
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# It's way beyond me...
I'll stick to paintmashes.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Desert?
Mmmmm Sandy.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Bugger
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Don't Worry
It's the kind of spelling mistake the Tories would make -
they're always missing "s"es
-- Look at me, i made a political funny!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# i thought the joke
was "Roast Perk"

hey ho....

Desert indeed...
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:09, archived)
# What is the joke though?
Apart from a menu?
/thick
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Desert was the mistake!
Serving the Conservative high and mighty with pork was the joke..
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)
# but why?
I don't understand the tory / pork connection?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Oliver Letwin and Michael Howard are Jewish.
Not very pc I'm afriad!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:17, archived)