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# Ooh
I know that one. It's an old theatre trick, as shouting 'Fire!' in a theatre is a crime. So they make an announcement for Mr Sands instead, so all the staff can run away leaving the hapless theatre-goers to fend for themselves.

That recording seems to have been playing at West Ham non-stop for the last few days, for some reason.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 18:20, archived)
# I can vouch for that...
...I used to work in a theatre.

It was "Mr.Sand" for a fire and "Mr.Gravel" for a bomb. So you'd hear things like "Mr.Gravel is in the foyer" and so on.

I can also vouch for the fact that, given the £2.60 an hour I was earning, I would be out of there like a shot!!

Cheers,
TLM
(, Mon 25 Nov 2002, 20:16, archived)