Hindu CowsIf you hear the blue danube waltz played in a hotel lobby look around - all the staff are leaving and so should you be. The building is now on fire.
Check Chuck palahniuk novels for more, mostly true, anti-panic measures from the public service industry.
Oh and if you are ever in a dodgy situation (robbery, attacked whatever) yell fire - more people will come to help and your attacker will be confused. Police officers recomend it.
(Check Chuck palahniuk novels for more, mostly true, anti-panic measures from the public service industry.
Oh and if you are ever in a dodgy situation (robbery, attacked whatever) yell fire - more people will come to help and your attacker will be confused. Police officers recomend it.
NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting...,
Sat 23 Nov 2002, 0:16,
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Bad Elevator MusicIf you are in a hotel lift and you hear some bad elevater music like synthesised piano versions of geri's latest hits, this means that there is a major emergency going on, press the red stop button immediately and insist that everyone in the lift sits on the floor of the lift until help arrives.
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Tue 26 Nov 2002, 12:01,
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