Dear Peter Beater,I am pleased that you found that thing in your Quavers but I think that might be the chip I dropped outside Renatos chip shop two months ago. I do not know how it ended up in your bag of cheese flavoured savoury snacks but if you could return it to me I would be very grateful.
Yours sincerly,
(Yours sincerly,
The Duke of Prunes,
Wed 30 Nov 2005, 21:01,
archived)
