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Everyday I come into work...

...and there is a huge poster with this womans face on it. I am forced to look at it as I get out of the lift. Its as if she keeps shouting 'You are here again. You are shite! Get out of here and die!'

How can I make her go away?

Or at least make her a little more pleasing to the eye?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)

CDC it

hard

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)

stab it with spoons!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)

*Spork

maybe?

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Drunken Vet, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)

You could always take the stairs I suppose

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)

but then there'll be a big gap between the floors

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)

*spang*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

I deserved that.

*whimper* :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)

Pfft!

:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

I still have to stare at her face

and being tired doesn't make it any easier...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)

Then try walking backwards out of the lift

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)

lordy lordy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)

I went for an interview as FM for a Shipping Company ages ago

and there were pictures of the managers and their wives like that all over the office. Big fat hairy Greek men and women staring down at you!

Yuck!

I didn't take the job.

edit: if you're having a Christmas Party, wait till everyonesw pissed and then take it down or draw all over it.

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)

take in a marker pen one day.

just add a simple tash, then someone will have to remove it.

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grey matter, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

^ this

plus, you could have some fun until then

if all else fails: throw her back into the ocean

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)

or roll her back in :)

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grey matter, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

Hmm ... better?

(Shambletine I likes to brushs my teefs, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)

Much better!

Nowt wrong with a bit of zippy!

Then I could zip her mouth shut, damn lebanese cow.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)

Yesterday at school...

Well, there's this drama teacher who really hates us and she has a poster for nightmare before christmas on her door.

So me and my friend took it down, origami-ed it nto a crane and stuck it back on her door with 'HaHa!' written on the wing.

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Drunken Vet, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)

...

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)

I think I just vomited a bit.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)

you didn't have to make it!

I think i actually gnawed my own thumb off.

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)

no that was my thumb . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)

...

i would ;)

(em22, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I won't be sleeping tonight.

Wait...I've got party with infinite free booze tonight, I'll sleep in the bins

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Arf!

'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Ello Treacle!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)

ooh - I clenched quite hard then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Better?

(Now with added tripe lite., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)

No bridge, no helicopter

Not real!

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Drunken Vet, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Yeah,

just needs the shark to take her thumb off.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

You lot are all much too slow

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)

Hah!

one cock is all it takes huh?

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)

When it comes to defacing pictures, yes

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)

Maybe I was doing it

the tantric way?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)

Pfft

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

i have never understood the whole tantric sex thing.

I mean, why put off the point when you bolt ya wad? You wanna blow your load, roll over and start farting

"oh, love, you mean you didn't??? Never mind, women sometimes don't. Night"

*click* Snore

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)

Hopeless romantic, eh?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)

yeah!

How did you know?

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)

Mmmm ... groovy ...

(Shambletine I likes to brushs my teefs, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)

hahahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)

_____________________

marvelous! woo!

(em22, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

Super. 'Fros always win.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

WINNAR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

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Signify, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha

For some reason she reminds me of the dad from AMerican Pie in that pic!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

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mutated monty, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)

Now this

I like

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

Super

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

Re-colour it with that program everyone was talking about yesterday:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)

here, now you can

laught at her plight!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

I like that one!

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Gataki, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)

haha!

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mutated monty, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

howzat?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

aieeeeeeee!

My eyes!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)

don't you just hate it when that happens. T1000 gets everywhere

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mugatu, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)

*Must file tax return*

(Shambletine I likes to brushs my teefs, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)

Why

is the top of his head different to the bottom half?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:27, archived)

i dislike that man so much

i shout ' but it is' everytime he says tax doesnt have to be taxing.

(I_am_B, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:28, archived)

I know where he lives

And his garage is stuffed full of those little bikes and trikes he likes to ride around on in his programmes.

Almost ran him over recently but he swerved out of the way at the last moment.

(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

...

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Ceteri, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:05, archived)