knitting needle
up the cock.
mash it up, then wee it out
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:33,
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Oops, I spelt hanger wrong.
*waits for waiting room / coat hangar strip*
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:34,
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