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# Stand by your beds!

Today I have three of all the major food groups; fat, carbohydrate, mustard, chips and protein all washed down with 2 litres of Irn Bru and three cups of refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# *inhales*
todays lunch started on monday when i went to morrisons to buy lunch for the week, it
was my turn this week you see, i take it in turnes with another guy in the office, sort
of a two week rota, lunch for the wek costs about £10-£15 depoending on what we feel
like, anyway, on monday i got two pots of sandwich filler (BBQ chicken, which is a
limited edition, and cheese and bacon), some haslet, mature cheddar, rocket salad, a
petit parisien, 2 foot long sub rolls and 4 multigrain baps. I also got 6 sausage
rolls, 8 mini frosted doughnuts and two packs of hulahoops wildwest flavours.

Monday i had the petit parisien with BBQ chicken sandwich filling, rocket salad and
cheese with a sausage roll.

Tuesday was a foot long sub with cheese and bacon sandwich filling,rocket salad and
cheese as well as a left over sausage from a BBQ me and Mrs Thor had on sunday evening,
with a sausage roll.

Wednesday was Multigrain Bap with Halset, rocket salad, cheese and more haslet also
with a sausage roll.

which brings us to todays sandwich, which will be a multigrain babp again, with cheese,
rocket salad and some more haslet, maybe with some salad cream as well. we've run out
of sausage rolls, so i might check my wallet for loose change and nip round to the deli
and get one of their lully, but slightly pricy, sausage rolls.

i'll also be having spicy rib hula hoops, a bottle of water and some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# you typed that in advance
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# yet didn't spell-check it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Braw!
Have haslet with that! and mustard... always mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# sadly the work fridge is lacking in mustard
but i shall retify that next time i shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# spicy rib hula hoops?
*runs to shops*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# itll taste like
chicken.
(Ledger, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ‘A quart of Handsel and three slices of Gretel’
gesundheit’s Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# The shortest of Handsel and the greasiest of Gretel
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Today
I will be having Jacket Potato with Cheese and Beans, with a side salad, washed down with a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# excellent!
Brown ale is better than red ale... red ale is for girls and gheys, or is that sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# lo puke!
today i am having vicc... vish... vicchi.... vichyssoise soup with marinated poe-tay-toes
and
salad with beetroot in it

cause i still haven't eaten all the food i bought on the weekend and it's about to go off.

and lots of water and some korean ginseng.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hello, that sounds ideal for this summery day
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Today Puke
I am having a white bean pate served with toast and salad. Followed by an apple. To drink I will have lemon water and white tea.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Isn't that what you had for dinner last night?
Sounds nice though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, it is leftovers
stalker
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That's excellent, and I recognise all the words, too
what flavour pants are you having with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# A brand new pair!
*joys*
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# nice and plasticky
with the label still in

I think you may win pants of the day, well done
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Fantastic! Can I put that in my profile?
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Why of course!
you earned it, keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i had a bacon burger at 11 so i'm not hungry yet
but i've got a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# you should try and force another one down in half an hour
or a biscuit with your tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# oh yes
i am having biscuits, milk chocolate digestives

sorry, i forgot them
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# mmm nice facts
Hmmm, well today in my usual rush to grab lunch before running out
of the house, I perused the cupboard, thought for a moment about
Pea and Ham soup, but thought, "No I'm not in the mood for Pea and Ham".
Then I had a think about noodles, but I had Noodles yesterday,
so I opted for a different can of soup, and that can of soup,
my friends, is Heinz Mediterranean Tomato & Bacon Soup, which
shall be served with Two slices of Warburton's Farmhouse Bread
and an Apple. I did have a packet of Walkers Sweet Chilli crisps,
but I ate those in the car this morning (by the way there was a nasty accident near Emley mast, so I was late by half an hour).
Also I would have had a banana, but I've eaten that too.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Pea and ham?
From a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Pea and ham is Pam
that sounds like you made the best of a bad lot
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Lovely train of thought
Don't you worry about your brain, with all that aluminium and aspartame?
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I scoffed my cham salad bap at noon
now I shall take my sea salt seabrooks, coke and overripe banana to the park.
I may also purchase a four-fingered kit kat on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# what's cham
chips and ham?

that would be a great sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# it would be indeed!
but cham is cheese and ham, the most classic of fillings.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ham and chips is hips
It's all in the lunch manual
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# an excellent location for your lunch
well done
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# A bowl of Shreddies
And water :(
*needs pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Are you in prison?
Pie sounds excellent

Steak and Ale?


with Chips and more gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Gaaaaaah!
I'm trying to lose weight, you cad!

EDIT: *buys pie anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That's more like it
what flavour pie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Meat and 'tater :)
t'was aaaace *pats belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# you, Sir! are a disgrace!
Go and scrounge some proper food this instant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It's MADAM, dammit!
But I shall follow your orders henceforthwithus
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I know
but I was incensed with rage... besides shreddies and water is a meal only a man would consider. I suggest you seek counselling to sort out your gender issues...
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, reet-o
*buys chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Smegma.
That is all.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Have a side of sputum
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Homemade salmon fishcakes
with brocolli and potato salad.
Even though it's safe to have the lasagne now.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# That is brilliant
I hope you put chilli in the fishcakes

EDIT: Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Good lord
thanks muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# would
for lunch I had;
roast pork steak brushed with mustard
croquets with green Tabasco (it is quite nice but not as spicy)
a side salad with croutons
all washed down with coffee and water

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# excellent
needs more spezi
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I am finiding spezi too
sweet nowadays, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Apparently
it's 'Theatre Style' tuna steak in sweet chili sauce in the canteen today, whatever the hell that is.

I don't remember ever having tuna steaks in a theatre. Over-priced, incredibly small tubs of ice-cream, yes. But tuna steaks?

Mind you, this is the same canteen which serves 'traditional Italian Moussaka'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# It had an overly dramatic death
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# sounds fishy to me
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oh noes!
It'll be like that singing fish thing on your plate
leaning round to recite scenes from Mousetrap
how annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Or possibly recite bits from We Will Rock (salmon) You. Or The Bluefin Man Group.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# maybe it's still alive and only staged it's own death
stab it thoroughly with a fork before you eat it
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# That's cos the sword really only went under its fin
in a theatrical death type of way
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I just had..
Tender chunks of Chicken breast fillet in a creamy mushroom sauce tossed with tagliatelle pasta, fine green beans and baby carrots.

A cup of fresh tea.

And a smoke to take the taste away.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# company canteen food sucks doesn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# nice
what flavour smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cheese ham and mustard sandwich
Oxtail cupasoup
Blue doritos
Caramel Muller rice
Banana
Coffee

/predictable
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sounds like your Doritos have gone off
they should be Yellow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I coloured them in to
make my lunch a bit more exciting
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# that's a stout lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# LOADS OF TASTY GRUB
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# LUNCH OF THE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Be specific
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I can't - I haven't been to the shop to get it yet
And by the time I do, DTF will be well off the page :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# well, you should plan ahead
you'll never win lunch of the day without committment
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ok then:
38 1/2 pakcets of salt and cracked black pepper seabrookes crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# have crisps with that
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# today i dine on..
2 slices of geo adams lattice ham and chicken pie, a cherry yoghurt, a maple and pecan danish, a cup of tea and a packet of walker's cheese and onion crisps.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# excellent
but the Duke would say you want seabrookes, not walkers
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# yay for puke
i'm having bread and cheese outside in the sun sat in shorts by the pond watching the swallows
fly around eating the flies and the ducks with their ducklings and the heron and hopefully not the sparrowhawk or we might lose ducklings.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Bread and cheese is simple but very Braw!
you really should wear a hat out of doors though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# and possibly a top
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# , is your friend
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# nah
i have big lungs
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# and very nice they are
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That sounds ace
I think I'll go to the park after lunch. Hopefully no-one will fling wet petals in my face.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# you could wear a second pair of pants on your head
as protection
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# i'm tooooooooo far away
but i'll throw some in the air and maybe they will blow across the peak district
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# singapore fried noodles!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# nice
but meagre
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# What's left of last night's rather spendid Thai chicken curry
that I cooked all by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# excellent
leftover curry is one of the Brawest! foods ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Whilst still morning here in Jesusland
my intent is a steak/cheese/black bean quesadilla with tortilla crisps and tomatilla salsa verde...yum!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# That sounds ideal
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *wahey!
Due to the delights of the fridge being re-stocked today I am having:

1 * cheese panini
1 * pork pie
1 * orange fanta
1 * smoothie (banana, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry)

Moo,
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# lunch
for lunch today, i am going to have 3 Maccys Double cheese burgers, a medium fries washed down with some coke
(chemicals1234, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that's my kinda lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# are you hitting on him?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# oooo I do hope so
oh yes i do!
(chemicals1234, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# my moobs insist i eat this
they aim to get saggy
(chemicals1234, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# filling but not as good as Burger King
which isn't as good as a roadside burger van
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# urm no sorry
burger king taste like scrotum.


I was gonna go for Mr.Sizzle, but i thought that was a bit too dirty
(chemicals1234, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Wild mushroom soup with a toasted bagel
washed down with orange squash and general relativity
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hello :)
I had half a pot of revolting cheesecake and half a bottle of diet coke. I am feeling deprived.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# What kind of cheesecake?
Maybe you should ask your colleague to share his lunch with you.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# It was some kind of indeterminate red fruit
I may get him to make me a cup of coffee later and buy me some chocolate. Mind you, he passed up Morrissey tickets for tonight so I could go, and his lovely wife is babysitting for me, so maybe I owe him...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# 'Indeterminate' fruit is the worst kind
Chocolate and coffee sounds like a good idea - I think I may copy you.

Have a good time tonight!
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# 'noon sweetie!
you want me to get you a coffee as well?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Oooh, yes please!
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# :)
i'm just setting off with it now!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Thank you
I shall, although my hubbie may fall asleep. He went to Germany for work and got back quite late last night...

I might do a Morrissey vector this weekend... hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Standard packed lunch for me!
1 Cheese and Onion sandwich
1 packet of Salt n Vinegar crisps
1 Twix
1 bottle of Diet Coke

and maybe a couple of plums
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Ooer Mrs
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# cheese
a fucking huge cheese
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:17, archived)