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[challenge entry] iPityYou


If anyone can tell me where I can find the apple font, it'd be less crap.

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 7:40, archived)
# I PITY YOU.
PITY YOU
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM
A NERVOUS SORT OF CONTRACTION
A MINDLESS KIND OF REACTION
YOU NEVER GET NO SATISFACTION
HERE'S TO YOU
I KNOW YOU REALLY GOT A PROBLEM
A NASTY KIND OF REFLECTION
A DANGEROUS SORT OF DESTRUCTION
THAT MAKES IT DIFFICULT
MAKES IT HARD TO REACH
TAKES IT ALL AWAY
FROM WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND
YEAH YEAH YEAH
A NERVOUS KIND OF DISTRACTION
A NASTY SORT OF CONTRACTION
BUT THERE'S SOME BIG FAT POINT
THAT YOU SEEM TO BE MISSING
AND IT'S DRIVING YOU TO DESTRUCTION
BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO STOP YOU IN THE LEAST
OR HALT THIS OBSESSION GOT YOU
GOING ON BACK
WEEK AFTER WEEK
DAY AFTER DAY
HOUR AFTER HOUR
FROM WHERE YOU CAME
FOR MORE OF THE SAME
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 7:51, archived)
# Hmmm
:-|
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 8:03, archived)
# D E V O 4 - E V A .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 8:06, archived)
# no it won't
so I won't tell

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I like the new Micra
excellent design
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 8:09, archived)
# I PITY THE FOOL!
well, no-one else has done it AND it's and iXXX joke I've not seen before!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Its Myriad Pro semi-bold
It comes with potatoshop and/or illustrator

I don't think the font would make it less crap though
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:08, archived)