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# what a strange thing to be
smug about.
I personally don't own or want a nazi dictator, but I'm not smug about it.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I am smug about not owning or wanting a varooka
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# a verruca?
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# *this, with shiny bells on*
I am smug because I neither own nor want a colony of cholera bacteria.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I am smug because I don't have razor sharp titatanium claws subderamally implanted
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ashally i would be smug if i HAD them
bub
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# is that a type of italian moped?
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# if it was - I might not want it
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I do
I want a small Mussolini in a case, that I can take out and have dictate at me from time to time.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Excellent.
I have three that I've been trying to get rid of for a while. One is in mint condition, but the other two have been used pretty heavily. They're still in working order.

Send me an email so we can talk turkey.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Turkey needs a dictator!
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# you would look a fool
because Mussolini may have been a fascist but he wasn't a nazi.

however, the concept of a pocket dictator appeals. especially if he/she is sexually deviant.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Still, he made deals with the Nazis...
He also failed miserably as he was an incompetent boob.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# you make a good point
Perhaps I can offer you a small Castro? Nice furry beard...
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# oooh little Fidel, it tickles!
A little Chairman Mao may be able to fit right inside your weehole, imagine!
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# You have a Castro already?
Where do I get one?
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# but I thought everyone had one....
*oi, Eichmann, get your ass back in the closet*
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Eichmann was not a dictator
the educational standards on this message board are appalling!

I am now smug about not owning a sick camel.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Are you sure?
you should be smug to have one that you can penetrate roughly during your desert orgies.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# My camel is perfectly healthy
and it's rubbery lips feel great around the head of my penis.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ALICE'S CAMEL HAS 5 HUMPS, SO GOOO ALIIIIICE, GO!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# I was talking about his Brother, Bob Eichmann
/he was a secret Nazi....


/got out of that one
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)