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Apple and Nike have now actually made this.

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iainiainiainiain, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:08, archived)

Yays!

I hope he doesn't trip over though :O

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:10, archived)

Why is nobody nice to me anymore? :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:11, archived)

because you complain a lot, I think

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:12, archived)

I tried not doing it

And nobody noticed

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)

yeah,

they're not going to commend you for not being annoying

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:15, archived)

I see

I am an idiot?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

if you have to ask

chance are... you are.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

it's the constant talking about yourself that does it for me.

that and all the cars.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

WHY should I talk about anyone but me?

I haven't done a car in days, either

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:17, archived)

Why shouldnt you talk about anyone other than you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:18, archived)

Like whom for example?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:19, archived)

Whoever you're talking to?

People like it when you pay attention to whats going on in their life.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)

Hmm...

Is that so?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)

Part of me would honestly like to sort you out

because it seems such a shame you haven't had the option to learn these things.

Then the realisation that you're just super-annoying kicks in.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)

Just be yourself, nobody can blame you for that.

*ruffles your hair*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:31, archived)

I can't do that

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:32, archived)

Why not?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:32, archived)

I have never done that

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:33, archived)

So who are you then?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:35, archived)

I AM THE DAVEW27

I wish I was me :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)

Right, ok, listen.

If you ever want a chance of a normal, moan-free life, get yourself to the doctors and tell him you think you need to see a councellor.

Something tells me that you wont though, so just please, if you want people to stop being nasty to you, just stop complaining. Say hello, compliment other peoples pictures, ask them if they had a nice weekend.

And stop wth the smileys.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:39, archived)

Like what I was going to do

Leave b3ta

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)

so_you're_saying...

you'd_rather_leave_b3ta_than_have_people_stop_hating_you?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)

I'm saying everything's out of control

I can't do anything about it

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)

then fucking well do something about it!

don't bother with thinking about who you've been.

screw the past! think about who you are TODAY! and prepare for who you will become tomorrow!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)

I can't do anything about it

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)

wether_you_think_you_can_or_you_think _you_can't...You're_right.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)

What exactly is stopping you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)

But I can't do anything about me stopping me

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)

YOU FUCKING WELL CAN YOU LAZY SHITE!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU. YOU FUCKING EMO!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)

My advice is to stop expecting everyone to explain everything to you

no one is going to make you stop being what you don't like being.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)

I'm_fairly_sure_he's_just_taking_the_piss

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:41, archived)

Phew!

I thought I was real!

Oh well, I'm going to sleep now

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:42, archived)

we're not finished here.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)

you're not one of those socially retarded people are you?

how many friends do you have and how often do you get to see them?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:35, archived)

None

Never

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)

you.need.to.go.to.an.actual.school.

you're.home.schooled.at.the.moment.are.you.not?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:37, archived)

Yes, sort of

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:39, archived)

social interaction is the key.

if you're at school the at least you're around similar individuals who are the same age as you.
it's like a bloody melting pot. and sets you up quite nicely for when you start working.

(which, if i'm not mistaken. you can do now. why not get a job?)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:42, archived)

I don't know how to get a job

Goodnight

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)

ask for an application form

at any establishment you would like to work at.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)

Are you sure I won't explode and kill all the people?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)

if you do

at least you'll be marked as a terrorist. and people will remember you.

if you just remain in from of your computer for the rest of your life. living with your parents in your middle ages. then you'll have done nothing but waste space.

get a job.

stop complaining.

get a life.

failing that, get a razorblade.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)

and lo

the reason you are hated becomes so very apparent

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)

This goes out really really far that way>>>>>>>

(just_steve, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)

i was thinking that too...

and on a totally unhelpful note...

EMO!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)

All my friends are coathangers now...

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:38, archived)

Ooooh I felt that...

;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)

Jesus

Steve Coogan
SSS

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)

Why?

Who?
Why?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)

I was looking for examples

him
because she's lovely

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:38, archived)

YES

Talk about me, I rock.

(And Steve Coogan's pretty cool too)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)

I LIKE YOUR LULLY IMAGES

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)

Not as much as I like your compo entries, probably.

And thanks to you I've had "I love the chosen one, loving him is lots of fun" going round in my head all day.

Cheers!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:25, archived)

I should change my board sig to another boosh quote. I've had this one here for a while.

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)

Ah, but its a good-un

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)

It is, actually. I'm having trouble thinking of a better one.

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:30, archived)

I think 4dam wins

with "coming at you like a bag of cocks"

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:32, archived)

Damn that fourdam

Why is this wall here? It's getting awfully close.

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:34, archived)

Haahahaha

Your new sig wins, well done.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)

yor images am greet!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)

AHA!

Knowing me, Fred Dibnah, knowing you, Abandonnship. AHA!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)

aaah-haaa!

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)

Introducing my band...

Glen Ponda and Ferrari!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)

there are other subjects

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abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:19, archived)

WHAT? :O

Are you sure?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:20, archived)

Why the hell do you think?

These things do work 2 ways, you know.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)

I don't believe you

I don't know

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)

That makes actually no sense.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)

Absolutley

Nothing I say to anyone makes sense

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:15, archived)

Excellent

Transform that into some kind surrealist/"random" thing and you might gain acceptance :)

With me, at least.

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)

haha, you always have the most succinct reply

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Purple Onion, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:25, archived)

awwwwwwww how sweet

let's run away and get married, yeah?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:34, archived)

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Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

Hahaha!

I love that :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:20, archived)

Awww

*huggles*

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in vino veritas, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:17, archived)

;)

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in vino veritas, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)

Christ, what is up with this touchy-feely crap?

When I was in Nam, being nice meant shooting
someone in the belly so they had a few hours
of excruciating pain to make peace with their
ancestors.

Nowadays, people whine cause they didn't get
a smiley.

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Purple Onion, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)

What?

I seriously don't believe that my 'life' is a load of rubbish like it seems, it's probably just my in imagination

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:25, archived)

no, your life sucks, and you suck.

just do someone a favour and donate your organs
when you finally get around to offing yourself.

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Purple Onion, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)

Rubbish

I mean the first thing is more or less true, but the second is rubbish

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)

It's futile

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)

What the fuck is the point in that?

(not your picture, by the way. Thought I better clear that up.)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:11, archived)

Look.

here

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iainiainiainiain, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)

*looks*

*there*

EDIT: Oh, there. Wow.

I still dont see the point.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)

What happened to common sense?

In other words clipping it to a belt or putting it in a pocket. Now they'll want more money for shite armbands or god knows what accessory.
And even more reason to get mugged. This time with nothing but bare feet to walk home in.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:17, archived)

What the hell?

There's no point as the twunt would only keep falling over or ripping his earphones out. Do you have to tape the cable to your leg and body or something?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)

The earphones have a 5 metre lead stored in the shoe and extends

for even those freaky tall people.

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iainiainiainiain, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:15, archived)

Yeah but

even though my headphones don't do that I can still sit close enough to not need that. Yet I can still manage to pull them out of my mp3/speakers/ears when I move. Apple are just taking the piss and milking people for more cash.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:18, archived)

Woo....

And just to prove that I am old, have no hummus and because its not worth a new thread..
.

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paranoiaman, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:18, archived)