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[challenge entry] If Apple designed the human body

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
# eh?
and ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# ^emm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)
# im
stumped
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)
# pffff!
so's he
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# something about
the leg?
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# its at a jaunty angle
but what does it all mean basil
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# is steve jobs famous for jaunty legs?
sybil?
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# no idea :O
que?
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# don't mention the war
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# do mention
the meaning of the picture

captain
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# apple mouse only have one button
hence the need for only one finger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
# thanks
you fixed my brain. + very subtle. + woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# k
who the fuck uses a mouse with their left hand?
(Bokonon, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# I know a few lefties who do
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# ok
Even my left-handed friend uses his right.
(Bokonon, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
I was using an apple mouse with multiple buttons

only, they were secret buttons designed to look like only one

and the bloody wheel was annoyingly tiny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# ning sir
this evening finds you well i trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)
# ive had 4 days of parties straight
as twas my 18th t'other day


...im going to die....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# yeah my 18th was on a monday
i started celebrating the friday before

it was awesome

*teenage high five* welcome to the legal boozers club.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# *high fives back and crawls out of the light*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I'm still hungover from my 18th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# me too and it was nine years ago
ROFLSLIPPERSANDPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Mine was 21 and a half years ago.
So there young'un.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# if
sean connery said your name, it would sound like "shirty skellington"
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# random
but thanks never-the-less
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
# any time
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)
# haha!
yes ind eed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# but...but...
how will we do the joke where we pick our nose with one finger and lick the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# oooh
*clicks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# For those that don't get it
notice the one-fingered hand. (Mac mouse joke)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
#
I learnt to hate Macs when forced to work with one at Bigpictures, yonks ago. Overhyped bollocks if memory serves me correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)