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[challenge entry] my first post

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)

(jidler changed his name on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Thas pretty
good.

Pull up a bandwagon etc.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Nice One!
Welcome, tug off a kitten, shit on a chair and rub you stool on your PC.....

...or something
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Damn
I just hugged a chair and shat a kitten!
Woo to a noncrap first post. They're rare.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *sits on knee*
OI! Where's me fooking bike!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I've looked through all this other stuff
and there's nothing I fuckin like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# this cricket bat and ping pong set
you can shove right up your arse
if id wanted a fucking cowboy suit
i would have fucking asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# i saw mummy suckin' saaaaanta claaaauuuuus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# i like the beard
a lort
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# BEARD!
I was going to do iProd
with a blackened out marcher and a white flute, but i couldn't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# BLUENOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Do it - but
put an orange sash on.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# we demaaaaaaand the roight to maaaaaaarch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Well i just might now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Ima
likening to thees inverted beard mullarky
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# that's rather good
welcome etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# you aren't a friend of Stemill are you?
if not, then Welcome

if so then jolly well done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Hehehehe.......
Have a hearty Woo Sir!

Pull up a shark and shop a bridge etc
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Well done sir
...finally an apple joke which amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! CPhoenix, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ...the pies?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i like the beard, bridesmaid.
gives me something to hang on to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# If iAtollah you once...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)