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[challenge entry] Paris Hilton's Autobiography


Credit to a friend for the idea, and the writing.

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Edit
add "i didnt like it"
/jacobdyer
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Strange thing
but I think Jacob Dyer has been removed from Wikipedia.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6232006
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I'm guessing
yes

This just gave me an idea for an animation. But first, I have an appointment to get my hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:36, archived)
# get your hair cut, you damn hippy!
'nong
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:38, archived)
# hehe
good 'ningage

and now, I'm off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Well
I get 50% of the royalties!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahah
every time you pea that picture I wonder why you don't resize it, crop it or just compress it a touch.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)
# -a-too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
# is it a flick book?
comes with free night-vision goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Your Sig
So you decided to dress up as a stormtrooper and start thrusting in the carpark?

cool

*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Can you
blame me?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hell no!
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)