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[challenge entry] The title of Tom's autobiography says a lot
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(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)
# What does it say?
What does it say??????

EDIT: Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# That the volleyball scene in Top Gun...
...is the most homoerotic piece of Hollywood film EVAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# It is?
Oh, that one passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# It's clear that you're not a straight man
with a terrible fear he might inadvertently do something gay one day.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Yes
I am definitely not a straight man.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# *checks profile*
*agrees*
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Am I the only one convinced he isn't gay?
Edited for better grammar and general understand-ability.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# You mean you're still to be convinced?
Or you're the only one who bees convinced he isn't?

Edit: I apologise for my pedantry.
Edit 2: I apologise unreservedly for my terrible habit of resorting to apology at the slightest opportunity.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Don't apologise, I was being vague.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# anyways you're wrong
110% FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I see another opportunity for pedantry
But I'll pass it up, or I'll have no friends ever.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# shouldn't it be
sabre-toothed monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Seems fair
It was, once, but I ran out of characters somewhere else, and having both in different places would have made me very confused.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)
# fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)