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[challenge entry] *groan*

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# happy b3taday
...and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# thanky!
There's cake further down the board if you want some - and tea.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# :D
It should have a soggy corner.

Poor bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# *snogs in the corner*
oooh sorry!
i miss~read that...
*snogs some more*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *Watches from five metres away*
You know you should really find a partner dude...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# damn
i though the hugging myself trick was working
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# It would if you weren't facing me.
Try turning around.


And shaving your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha!! you know me so well!
have we met before...?
*shaves arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# You are Elaine Paige
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Not as of yet
Although I may at some point attend a meet. But I won't tell you all I am, because that way I can run away before you know who I am if I get all sc-sc-scaredy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# He had a rib surgically removed
so that he doesn't need to.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I just got to yoga
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# and you took us with you?
Aww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I think I have a superfluous "t" in my previous post
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *Drinks tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# *hides discarded rohypnol bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# *passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *surprise sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# And I just got to dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Is that a barcode to make it
look more like a book?

happy b3ta day too
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ahhh! that's where i put my humbug!
*chomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Yes it is.
Otherwise it looks nothing like a book - my drawing/shopping skillz are non-existent, as a quick search for me on glassco.cx will show you =)

Oh, and thanks - don't forget the tea and cake further down the board!

EDIT: Except that of course in real life the barcode goes on the BACK of the book... Meh.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Maybe that IS the back of the book
And it's for the Japs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# but then the...
*gets dizzy thinking about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Commonly
when a book is shit they'll have the same image on the back as on the front. The only difference being the barcode.
/Has read a lot of shit books.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I want to find some
Choose your own adventure books.

I miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# shit books for the (glass) coffee table
/scatman john blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)