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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# but the question is
would you?
(Azzek!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# There's
a distinct possibility ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Wish I was going to be in the 'Dam
Am I bad for liking trek better than wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# No, this
is allowed. Now get your Vulcan ears on and get yer bum to the Dam.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Tis expensive!
Staying in hotels is the main expensive bit.

I want to stay in the Botel desperately. Just because of the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# First place
I tried, it's full :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I can't remember the name of the place where we stayed last time
It was on the road running along by the waterway where the Botel is, but on the other side of it.

Er.... there's a pretty big building on the same side of the road with strange god-gargoyle things on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# M'thinks
you may have overindulged in certain cafes ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I just can't remember the name of it, is all!
The manager was great though. slightly perverse and calling myself and my fiance 'Romeo and Juliet'. The freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# may i suggest the Bulldog Youth Hostel
www.bulldog.nl/

good at what it does.
used it and its 'facilities' last year
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# may I suggest drugs and whores?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# i'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Keep'em under your
desk. Your productivity won't suffer - so no-one will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# like police academy
with the hooker under the podium?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Best place for both
If you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I didn't go in one Bulldog
and there were enough of them. Best coffee shop in the Dam is Funny People, about 2 mins from the train station.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I've been watching all the original trek re-runs
on the sci-fi channel, and apart from the arch campness, they are actually pretty dull
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I didn't say the original series though
I'm more of a TNG and voyager fan.


Yes, the worst kind of trek fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# tng is cool
never made it past that to the spin-offs though
COZ I'VE GOT A FCUKING LIFE!!!
just kidding- couldn't resist that one
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# no, just sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Sorry, ron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# way to fuck up a series, george...
hahahah! brilliant! :D

that made me giggle muchly...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# im tempted to watch star wars 3
just so i get this. Is it as bad as 1 and 2?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# mostly not
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# it's bad, but...
nothing is as bad as the second one...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I just stated laughing my head off
when young darth said "i'm living a lie". I just could get Timmay from south park out of my head. Then started to count the popcorn I drop on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# oh! spoil the ending for me why don't you!!
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# okay then...
and they all had a party on the moon of Endor, posing quickly for a group photo while the ghostly outlines of obi wan, yoda and anakin look on
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)