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[challenge entry] I'm enjoying this compo a bit too much...

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(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)
# *bokes*

*can't sleep*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)
# hey tutt
how did your exams go?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# well enough to get me in to uni! whoop whoop!

what've you been up to?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)
# woo!
well done!

Not a lot really, working and trying to go to the gym more, elsewhere my girlfriend got into uni so she's happy, does mean she'd off to london though. damn! :(.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)
# awww bless
I already live about 4 hours away from my man, and i'll be moving further away when i go to uni.. ):
s'rubbish i tell thee!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *ahem*
12 hour plane flight would be more accurate
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)
# how far away does Ironman Tetsuo live?
(;
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# He's in Southend
so about 4/5 hours ;)


runs off to bed ;)
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# nor can I...
...that image I shopped into the top left corner is haunting me. Scared to close my eyes now.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# blimey, you've been on here ALL DAY!


So have I!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# i'm ALWAYS on here all day
it's just usually you're not, so you don't know i am! (:
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Ah, I see...
Glad to have cleared that one up.

=)
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)
# *not got a real life*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Was going to ask that...
...thought better of it though.

Will you have to cut down your b3tatime when you're at Uni?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)
# i fucking hope not!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Ha! I love you =)
(in a non-threatening unscary kind of way of course)


Right, I'm off to pick up my wife - catch up with you next week...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# how long have people been able to stick out their tongues?
and i'm done.
end total: 35 minutes exactly.
-celebrates with untastable food-
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)
# ive gone 30 minutes before
long story will only explain if prompted
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *doesn't go there*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)
# thank god
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)
# i'm up to the challenge.
although i'm waiting for a phone call.
it will be rather difficult to speak in this way.
but amusing nonetheless.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)
# cant be bothered to explain
i could phone you and explain.

please post your mobile number, email address and national insurance number here
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)
# want my social security number and any of my credit cards while you're at it?
oh and how about my bank account number?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# why not
when in rome do as the snamor do
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# ah you almost confused me.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:29, archived)
# confucius he say
man who walk through door sideways with an erection, is always going to bangcock
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# *prompt*

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)
# *kicks under the table*

*gives stern look*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)
# me and my girlfriend are really weird
so sticking your tongue out means you want a kiss. (we do this only in private)

my girlfriend also gets really really distracted by the television, like to a hypnotic degree.

so something was on bbc, coud have been my family this was a few months ago now.

so as it comes on
i stick my tongue out
she isnt looking

i keep my tongue stuck out the whole time.

after 5 mintues it became dry but i was too stubborn to give up and i wasnt going to get her attention tahts not how it works, so i had to wait until she glanced in my direction again, after the program had finished 30 minutes later.

hence 30 minutes with tongue not in mouth and a slightly damp chin.

also if someone could shop a picture so taht its like a cross between a mongolian and a robot this would be fantastic
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:31, archived)
# sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# trippen
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)