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[challenge entry] Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt like elderberries

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 5:45, archived)
# actually my mother was an elderberry and my father smelled of hamsters
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry] How did he find the time to write it?
(DOSbox DOSbox, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# i fart in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Is this a repost?
I'm sure I saw it in the spazz earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 7:05, archived)
# ???? It's not a repost
I just made it up this evening...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)