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[challenge entry] At least that's how it look anyway.


if I've spelled her name wrong, good

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Oh bless her.
I'd be mad and bagladylike if I was married to that ferretbastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah
but she chose the ferretbastard and then got pregnant - TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# in the face
obligatory response #243
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# sex in the face causes pregnancy?
it's Political Correctness Gone Mad
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# I know, I know.
Maybe he's got a really, REALLY nice willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)
# maybe it's his inner beauty
and personality
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Personality?
Nooo, not 'K Fed'.

What a dork. I bet him and bloody Westwood get on like a house on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Vivienne or Tim?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Tim
Vivienne can live, she's potty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# and a 49 year old suffolk man
pretending to me an urban big dawg isn't a sign of being potty?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# maybe he has a 15 inch tongue
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# IS THAT HOW PEOPLE GET PREGNANT?
I never listened in School.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# no
it's when a man and a woman rub nipples together.

Have you not seen topgun?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# what is forked like what a snake's is
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Still would.
I kind of feel like she could be a modern Marilyn Monroe if she wanted to be. But I know next to nothing about Britney other than seeing her bits on magazines in Barnes & Noble.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Sweet but stupid?
God Bless Norma Jean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Attractive, somewhat intelligent, but really fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Yeah, she was a bit.... hmm
nothing went smoothly.

I actually own a biography of her somewhere. I remember I stopped reading it because I read Joan Crawford's poor adopted daughters book instead. now that's a good read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:33, archived)
# On a related note
they eventually released transcripts of Marilyn's conversations with her analyst. It came out that she once had a lesbian experience with Joan Crawford. They were also both in porn before their acting careers.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I still can't believe this is genuine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estereogum%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ehtml%3Fpage%3D15
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
# She is proper strung out!!
I have a lot more respect for her now! haha... Nice take away by the looks of it too... Poor ol' country bumkin that she is....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# arf
I have that song in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)