i love teh edmondsTKJ: dunno if anyone else here frequents 4chan and/or finds this funny but i do:
In West Australia, born and raised.
In the ocean, there I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin;, stroking some stingrays inside the pool.
When a couple of crocs who were up to no good, started making trouble in Australia Zoo.
So I got one little bite, and Terri got scared.
'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a boat and when it came near, the licence plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
If anything, I'd say that this boat was rare, but forget it, yo captain to Bel Air.
I pulled up to the sting ray about seven or eight and I yelled to the captain yo holmes smell ya later.
Looked at the sting ray
my heart it did puncture
i sit on my grave as the crocodile hunter
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:23,
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In West Australia, born and raised.
In the ocean, there I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin;, stroking some stingrays inside the pool.
When a couple of crocs who were up to no good, started making trouble in Australia Zoo.
So I got one little bite, and Terri got scared.
'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a boat and when it came near, the licence plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
If anything, I'd say that this boat was rare, but forget it, yo captain to Bel Air.
I pulled up to the sting ray about seven or eight and I yelled to the captain yo holmes smell ya later.
Looked at the sting ray
my heart it did puncture
i sit on my grave as the crocodile hunter
Pffftt!!It DEFNIETLY needs tweeking, but the jist is right
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:25,
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haha there's more hold oni have a couple saved
they love the bel-air it's a meme
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:27,
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they love the bel-air it's a meme
shawshank:Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank
I'll tell you how ole Andy broke out of a jail called shawshank
in five-hundred yards of shit crawled in goo
in the sewer where I sent most of my twos
wading in, spitting, shitting; all stools
and then shooting out the end into a big pool
when a couple wardens said "where the hell is he?"
started throwing rocks at raquel and at me
I got in one little hammer and my man got freed
and said "you're moving with me whenever you get to leave"
i hopped onto a bus and when it came near
excited said "shake my friend's hand when i meet him here
if anything i could say this this dude had heart
but i thought 'naw forget it, don't know where to start'
I walked up to the ship about seven or eight
And I hugged on my buddy "yo, sorry i'm late"
Looked at the ocean and I was finally there
To settle on the beach and feel the crisp air
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:27,
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My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank
I'll tell you how ole Andy broke out of a jail called shawshank
in five-hundred yards of shit crawled in goo
in the sewer where I sent most of my twos
wading in, spitting, shitting; all stools
and then shooting out the end into a big pool
when a couple wardens said "where the hell is he?"
started throwing rocks at raquel and at me
I got in one little hammer and my man got freed
and said "you're moving with me whenever you get to leave"
i hopped onto a bus and when it came near
excited said "shake my friend's hand when i meet him here
if anything i could say this this dude had heart
but i thought 'naw forget it, don't know where to start'
I walked up to the ship about seven or eight
And I hugged on my buddy "yo, sorry i'm late"
Looked at the ocean and I was finally there
To settle on the beach and feel the crisp air
some more copypasta. i love this one. genius.To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air.
I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:29,
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I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
HAHAAA!! That one's great!Think I'm gonna keep this thread! *saves*
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:32,
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that lolled my rofl!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:32,
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I think I've just peed me pants in laughterWhoever wrote that is clearly the reincarnation of Shakespeare
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:40,
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That ones betterbut what the hell? "And I'd like to tell a story of a guy who rank"? Who rank what? None of that bit made grammatical sense =S
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:31,
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Didn't say you did, just saying.Maybe they could have used 'sank'.
Or 'A guy quite lank'.
But of course, just saying =P
(Or 'A guy quite lank'.
But of course, just saying =P
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:34,
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You are Will Smith!
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:26,
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swap yo with yarrr and it's greati never knew he said dice in the mirror but now i think of it that's right
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:27,
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nicei haven't received your email yet
*tries not to sound pushy*
(*tries not to sound pushy*
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:27,
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that's the onehmmmm
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:31,
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i'll delete your emailcheck your junk?
or i can cancel it and resend it to another email?
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:32,
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or i can cancel it and resend it to another email?
it's not there.you could try my work email
cheers
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 23:34,
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