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[challenge entry] Macca exhibits evidence in the trial of abuse
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(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ooof
At least she took her shoe off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# am getting sick of these
..but every so often one perks me up and genuinely makes me larf!

arf!

.
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Oooooh, go on, you can live as that's quite good.
If I ever see macca hold anything up now though, the red mist is going to be upon me. I'll kill him and carve BUNFUCKINGDUN on his face with a pointy stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Phew
wasn't sure if i was setting myself up for a flaming.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# You probably are
But I'm in a good mood because it's sweet, beautiful Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# not enjoying the compo then huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, when do I ever?
It's all fun and games for a couple of hours and then it's just like watching Catherine Tate.

first time it was funny.
Second time it raised a titter.
Get the fuck off my tellyvizzle, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# its all fun and games untill someone looses an eye!


then its just fun they can't see
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# You've just got to remember which side it's safe to fuck about on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# well, you can fuck about more on someone's left side if they have no left eye.
One of my friends in blind in the left eye so I know this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
one of mines deaf in one ear


oh the fun we have!


"oi, paul...you wanna beer?...no? ok then!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# we do that to my mate too
it's his left ear so that's the one that faces into the car when he's driving.
so we call him all sorts while he's driving and he has no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
yey for disabled people!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I have:
One half blind mate
One mate with Spina Bifida who's stopped arguing when I call her hopalong
One friend with worse spina bifida in a wheelchair. So far haven't called him trundly although am considering it.
Dad's a cripple now that he's got a bionic knee. Call him crip/cripple/raspberry ripple. He doesn't seem to mind.

And I'm arthritic. Yaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# wow nice!
all i have is torn muscles in my left hand.

stupidl i was sailing across the English Channel hoisting the mail sail. 100Ft mast up
37Ft accross meaning ther was 1850 squar feet of sail for the wind to catch. there was only me and 2 other guys pulling it up and i was aat the back as the main anchor, so i wrapped it round my wrist.

boat suddenly hit a gust of wind, we all get pulled forward and up buy the rope and i get my wrist crushed.

we drank merry that night
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Ooooh, hand injuries are fun
I broke my thumb knuckle went I went to see WASP as I was plastered in platform boots.

I never went to hospital and to this day I have about 50% less movement in it than my other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# yeys!!!
once, when playing football when i was 13, i fell down a rabbit hole and fell over, but because i was running when i fell in to the hole, the force of me coming down on it broke my leg


edit: but how do you live without proper movement of your thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# You and I are quite alike it seems
/clumsyasfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# this!
can i be your

clumsyasfuck mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# That's not a job!
In fact that's a hindrance....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# boo
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# You can't be a pirate if you're going to cry when I call you a hindrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# There there
Come now, is cpt wow being a meanie?
Yea? Shall we go get some cake?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# * uh huh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ^not so good in America.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Is Catherine Tate gonna lose an eye?
That would make her 'bothered'

(Tried to sit through that last night, to see if I had earned the right to slate it. I Have)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# a great book
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# She mentioned the 'Tate' creature
Burn her! Burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# The Lamest Get your excuse in Early Ever...
"Yeah Vader.. It don't matter.. 'cos even if you beat me I'm still the best"
bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *strikes*
thats 3....YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Bring it on.
*draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# bring it on!!!
*draws ass-cuts*



oww!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# :D
The horrible thing is I can't actually wrangle a cutlass really. I'm trained in Talhoffer style fighting but that's more Big Bastard Swords, really.

Well, the bit I did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Aphex doesn't think I'm scary
Can you tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I still love the fact
that there's actually a sword called a 'Bastard Sword'.

That's the weapon I'd want.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I don't know what my sword would be called really.
I just call it a hand-and-a-half sword, as that's what it's always been called around me.

It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah
longswords were otherwise known as Bastard Swords apparently.

Truly inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# In Vagrant Story there's a weapon called a
Pink Squirrel.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Haha
yes there is, and I remember it well.

There are some really stupid names in RPGs.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That's why we love them....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That's a hand-and-a-half sword
You can swing it one handed if you're well-trained, but it can also be used two-handed. They're sort of between a zwei-hander and a longsword.
Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *doesn't know any of the words*
Except 'PULL THE BLOODY BLOW WOMAN, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY FACE OFF'

Pfft. I'm much better now....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I have most of these styles.
I must bring them to a bash one day, so we can all compare weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *grills cutlets*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# There are no bad compo's
Just bad entries
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Yay for Fridays
Although i've been off sick for two days so feels more like a Monday to me... actually Woo! one day week!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# You utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# heheheh
and in another note, you've been like a post whore over the past couple of days!

*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# It's been dead at work recently
And you're all just so sexy.


You know, I get home and tell Brett all about you all. For ages.

I'm so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# awww
*feels loved*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# How's about do one!!
Lucky me throwing up my guts for one day then spend the next day with a throat that felt like it'd been cheese grated! Think i earned a one day week!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# you're male
So I do not trust your self diagnosis.


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# haha
Got a point there!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# yep!
*slight slinffle*


IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I don't think
I've ever had a slinffle. But I want one now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# The other night
I had a skinfull but i don't think it's the same as a slinffle.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Always good to see a measured response.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Me? Unreasonable?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# No! Never! *backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# :D
That's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Good. I, err, think I have somthing urgent to do.... somewhere.....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahah
the post above me is correct


the post below me isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# woo
i like that =)

Threadjack: can anyone give me a link to "optimising animated gifs with the black lines through to reduce file size?" Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# do it as a 140pixel wide gif
and then put width="280" in the img tag.

then you get no scanlines and a nice retro pixel effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# cheers, ill give that a go
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# When I've had to do it in the past
I've done it this way:

Open animation as layers in Tattyshop
Create new layer
Use horizontal line selection to fill a few alternate lines with black
Dupilcate this layer a few times
Move the lines around and merge the layers so that I have a complete screen of black lines
Duplicate this layer and merge with all animation layers
Profit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# to get the scan lines, dont just use black
select a dark colour that is already used in the image
then
just make a layer above all of the others that has a line drawn in that colour on every other row of pixels
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# aha :)
thanks a lot :)

Thanks to everyone else as well. Much appriciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
#
www.tutorialfx.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46
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# Thanks
I thought it was something to do with the actual compression settings, never thought that u just add your own scanlines to cut down the number of coloured pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# There
is a tattyshop/PSP filter to instantly add scanlines to an image but sadly I no longer have it nor can I remember who made it. Simple thing to do is make a big scanline layer then save it as a PSD for future pasting of the layer.
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# that is very well done
and people thought that there were no more original ideas left 'I likes this a lot
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# haha I was going to do this yesterday, but couldn't find a good enough xray image
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i did last week before the compo started, but i couldn't be arsed to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I made a pic for the compo before I was even born.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
#
my great, great, great grandad was an innovative medieval woodblock carver and did a wry print of this before any thing like it was invented.

he was found to be a warlock and burnt at the stake
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah...
I found three that sort of fitted and merged them. Was going to use my own x-ray of my foot but realised prostetics probably aren't made of bones.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# i spent about an hour searching for this source image
then 5 min shopping it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hmmm
however much i hate that fucking source picture, your version is rather amusing, so woo!

i have to go to a youth offenders meeting in a couple of hours, so they can see how much of a miscreant i am =| oh joy of joys. ('noon all)

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Another good one!
/few and far betwwen
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# arf
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)