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# *Tries to think of something to make people click the link*
Stephanie from LazyTown naked!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# why would i want to click a link that
has a naked child on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Nowt wrong with a bit of paediatrics!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I wasn't being serious you numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# aaargh!
*the sound of the nice men from Operation Ore knocking on my door*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I know you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I know you know he knows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i love you love
youre only 2 love
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# oh again, daddy!
again!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# excuse me, I think you dropped something.
Here -- have this spare apostrophe:

'
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# that's no't a'n apostroph'e you're holdin'g
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# how true
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
now that is FUCKING NASTY!!!

NSFW!!

actually, just NS

:D hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# oooo
I hovered then!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Sick, all of you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thank you
Thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me since my short break in Ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# you snapped a norfolk midget in half?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# the bitch whore has it coming to her
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# you should have used more sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I didnt use any.
that might be where i went wrong.

Silly Inigo
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Shouldn't use sellotape anyway
It's not strong enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# it is eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Why
Why
Why







Delila
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# You're telling me you clicked it?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Clicked it?
He fookin bookmarked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# and printed out each frame
and laminated them, and put them on his wall

and then started target practice

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# You all know me so well
I shall be furiously fwapping over it after work.

I'm sure I shall wank myself senseless.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
#
senseless Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahahha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Yup...for my sins
scarred for life now...cant get image out of my head...need mind bleach...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I've never actually looked at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# its worth it just for the dizzy feeling of nausea
similar to your first Goatse exposure
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# haha
shes like 12
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Nah, check Wikipedia
She's legal pretty soon.


Which will totally ruin the flavour</hull>
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Wha!?!?!
First That bird from Charmed
Then the Olsens
Then Hermione
Now Stephanie!!!!

Noooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Aye, I know. It's a fucking tragedy.
They should find a way to preserve and mass produce the best jailbait 'tang before it gets ruined by the insidious clutches of time.

Infact, it's the perfect argument for the legalisation and advancement of cloning... then we all can have one!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# If its for your "own consumption", technically it shouldnt be a crime!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# We're fucking doomed, aren't we.
If there are a god/some gods, they hate us for this.

Unless of course Garry Glitter is god... then we're well in!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Nah. She's too old for him.
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Does he strike you as an inversitile molester?
He'd hit it. She might soon be legal, but she still looks like there'll be no beard on the clam.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# i bet she's the top end of his "would" scale
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# somewhere beyond "Mahogany"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah, but who's prepared to wait for 12 years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# wait for 6 and just get impatient...

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Someone will have to invent a rapid ripening serum
possibly created from the over-ripe 16 year old models, ground up and liquefied.

I don't think the ethics comittee will mind that, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ethics? we're discussing cloning preteens for carnal use
ethics dont come onto it (so to speak)
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ethics girls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# That can be our slogan!
"Ethics don't come into it, but you can, in any orifice you please!"
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# How about
"Disposable pink for the discriminating fiddler."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Right
Which one of us is taking this idea to Dragon's Den for financing?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Well volunteered, that perv
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I bagsy the quality assurance job!
Jesus I'm so going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Aren't we all?
This might come in handy, so to speak

(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# theyre all going off!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# thats why Michael Jackson has a hyperbaric chamber at home!
its not for HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah it is...
It's where he trains to become a super saiyan.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Legal soon?
Stephanie (played by Julianna Rose Mauriello) is a fictional character from the childrens television show LazyTown. She inspired the citizens of LazyTown to get up and go. She is an 8 year old who has pink hair. She came to town to visit her uncle, the mayor of LazyTown. At first, no matter how much Stephanie tried, she couldn't get the others to play along, so she asked for Sportacus' help. When Sportacus finally arrived, the whole town worked together to make LazyTown the best place to live. She also holds the secret recipe to a really great cake, which is "a piece of cake to bake."
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Headlines
Stephanie and Sportacus in Lazytown Nights: The costumes come off!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Bindun.
tinyurl.com/yyodgd

(It's OK, it's a google search...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# My lip reading skills are a bit nonexistent...
.. but isn't she saying "I'd rather pee"?
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Y'know, that's exactly what it looks like
But that's not at all conducive to my hummus. So schtum!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# she's saying
'I fucked the pig'
We agreed this the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# If it's anything like that it'll be
"I fucked the pig."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# mmm... brawn...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That pig
looks pretty fucked to me
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# After looking at that
my arse sure does smell horny.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
#
smell feel
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hmm
bacon tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# "I f*cked the pig"
shurely shome mishtake?
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I ninja'd when
I realised my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Note to self:
watch more children's TV...

...while Mrs The Blue Aardvark is out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# eww.
covert cebeebies fwapping. like throwing one out over cat deeley on a saturday morning and the camera changing to a 12 year old boy as you reach the vinegar strokes! And you mum walks in, followed by your wife, followed by the vicar.

this has never happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# let me guess
everyone is naked but for a layer of marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# why not.
Then sid james walks in and his "nyah nyah nyah" laugh, I receive a hand-job from Jeremy Beadle using his gimpy hand while the tweenies sing "number one"
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# It's the only way it'll look big...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Have you been peeking again?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# It's your fault for playing with it in the office
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# It's not mine that im playing with.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Oi. Put Muriel down and get back to work.
You naughty Inigo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# oh dear god
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

everyone is going insane!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# This thread has gone a little off topic
so,erm, yeah.

Iggy pop. Dusters, good pu...

oh fuck it.

We're all doomed to Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# indeed
let's hull!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# haha. is
that Wasp Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it is mystery flickr girl
who I'm now convinced some folk on this board are in love with
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I have popped in just in time to say
is it fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# hehe
i was just interested in what swollentip was, and its that old chestnut
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# You have a strange grasp of anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# grasps dont come much stranger than swollentip
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# It's not the grasping hand that hurts there
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# i have a strange grasp of my swollen tip right now too
just for you
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# What?
I can do that...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)